It's a good start. Very un-PC, (yawn) but how can Cruz get any media attention when he has to compete with a candidate who mocks the disabled, scorns soldiers who are captured, says mexicans are rapist, insinuates a tough moderator is on the rag, makes fun of a women candidate's face, and how another candidate sweats, calls an entire state stupid, and has a boner for his own daughter?
I have some suggestions for Cruz to get some media attention in the age of Trumpmania.
1. A bullying is "cool" campaign.
2. Propose a tax on people with cancer.
3. Shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die
4. Make a "How to serve the homeless" cookbook
5. Top ten list of Hitler accomplishments
6. Naked photos of his wife....oopps already taken by Trump...message me if you want to see the good ones.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3201088/Melania-Trump-Lady-pose-NUDE-talk-incredible-sex-life-Donald-Howard-Stern-rival-Jackie-Kennedy-elegance-style-quiet-strength.html7. kill, skin, rape a baby seal.
8. Cockfighting worked for Gov Bevin eventually.
9. pick his nose eat the boogers on TV.
10 Call Reagan a con artist...ooopps already taken by Trump
http://therightscoop.com/reagan-is-a-con-man-who-doesnt-deliver-bill-kristol-nails-trump-on-past-comments-about-reagan/11. streak in a church.
12. Start a two girls and one cup chocolate yogurt store.
13. Change your name to Osama Bin Cruz
14. Get a lobotomy
15. become addicted to modeling glue
16. Do the Buffalo Bill dance (Silence of the Lambs) at the next debate.
17. Vice President Goatse
Still that's 15 great ideas to win conservatives. Get creative Senator Cruz...nobody gives a crap about your policy positions. Do a cameo on the Walking Dead as a walker and eat Karl. Star in a reality show where you vomit booze on your own children. Insert fragile glass objects in your anus on youtube. This is what today's conservatives want from their candidates.
Good luck Senator.