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Offline flowers

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Energy Department smashes pumpkins for causing climate change
« on: October 29, 2015, 05:43:56 pm »
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/oct/28/pumpkins-cause-climate-change-energy-department/

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How scary are your jack-o’-lanterns? Scarier than you think, according to the Energy Department, which claims the holiday squash is responsible for unleashing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.

Most of the 1.3 billion pounds of pumpkins produced in the U.S. end up in the trash, says the Energy Department’s website, becoming part of the “more than 254 million tons of municipal solid waste (MSW) produced in the United States every year.”

Municipal solid waste decomposes into methane, “a harmful greenhouse gas that plays a part in climate change, with more than 20 times the warming effect of carbon dioxide,” Energy says.

SEE ALSO: Department of Energy urges children to dress as solar panels for Halloween

What’s a Halloween-loving pumpkin carver to do?

Turn that pumpkin in to … energy?

Municipal solid waste can be used to harness bioenergy, the Energy Department says, which can help the U.S. become less dependent on carbon-based fuels while limiting stress on landfills by reducing waste. The agency has partnered with industry to develop and test two integrated biorefineries — “facilities capable of efficiently converting plant and waste material into affordable biofuels, biopower and other products.”

Neither of these proposed facilities is operational yet, but someday, all that squishy, orange squash could become clean, green energy.

Until then, happy carving!


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Re: Energy Department smashes pumpkins for causing climate change
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2015, 05:51:52 pm »

These people need to go away and leave us alone to enjoy God's bounty. The enviroweenies have done their best to take the enjoyment out of living and replace it with guilt.

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Re: Energy Department smashes pumpkins for causing climate change
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2015, 05:56:15 pm »
All organic matter in an anaerobic environment decomposes to methane. WTH are these goons talking about?
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