Harry Reid Suing Exercise Band Company For Ruining His Sex Life…

[rangerrebew]

 Harry Reid Suing Exercise Band Company For Ruining His Sex Life…

Harry Reid
 

Via Gawker:

    U.S. Sen. Harry Reid just snapped over the snap of a snappy rubber band, and he’s not snapping back from it any time soon.

    The minority leader from Nevada announced on Wednesday that he is suing the company that produces and markets a rubber exercise band. The move comes after an unfortunate accident last New Years’ Day, in which Reid’s exercise band “broke or slipped,” causing him to fall and suffer injuries to his face, eye, and ribs. He explained the injury last January. […]

    A closer read of the case shows that the Reids are claiming loss of marital consortium, a legal term defined as the “inability of one’s spouse to have normal marital relations, which is a euphemism for sexual intercourse.”

http://www.weaselzippers.us/236252-harry-reid-suing-exercise-band-company-for-ruining-his-sex-life/

[rangerrebew]

  I'll bet he was in one of those unisex bathrooms at the WH peeking under a stall door at some woman going toy toy and she unloaded on him.

[Longiron]

Harry really going through the motions. He failed to come through with a promise and the "boys" toook care of it. They did not kill him because that would lead to a investigation just messed him up for the rest of his miserable life and for him to remember them by missing a eye? Believe what you want but that was no accident.

[libertybele]

....hmm...somehow is just hard to feel sorry for the guy.  Here I thought perhaps he had crossed one of the Bundy's too many times and they took care of him behind one of their woodsheds.