Real men follow proper bathroom etiquette.
They do not use the urinal/stall next to an occupied one, unless all the rest are taken.
That is one of the Great Unwritten Rules of Manhood, no doubt. There is, in fact a bathroom code that all Real Men understand, the rules of which are dependent on how many stalls or urinals are present, and which ones are occupied. The essential object is to not take a position directly next to another man, if
any other possibility exists, up to and including the possibility of adjourning to another men's room on the premises. Seriously, ladies. It's true.
And for God's sake, any man who buys
shoes for his spouse or girlfriend... really, do I need to say it? Chances are, she has far better taste than you do. And she knows how to convert European sizes to American sizes in her head. But I've said too much....