As with so many other of our college campuses, and in spite of its proud Person-tory, UNC now risks entering an intellectual No Person's Land.
Really: is "Tar Heel" a gender-neutral term? Doesn't it depend on whether the heel in question is spiked or slingback style or perhaps, on the bottom of a boot, where one suspects today's faculty members might find directions for pouring urine out of it, alas, to no effect?
Oh, well. As James Brown once sang, "It's a Person's World". And increasingly they're displaying signs of person-tal illness.