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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3325 on: April 05, 2024, 12:46:07 pm »
Man drinking coffee on his porch watches a police chase on his lawn.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3326 on: April 08, 2024, 02:29:27 pm »
Get off my lawn!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3327 on: April 09, 2024, 04:48:31 pm »
Cheater, 39, gets back together with partner, 36 who chopped off his PENIS after he had an affair with her teenage relative

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By ADRY TORRES
8 April 2024
  • Gilberto Nogueira revealed he will give his girlfriend, Daiane dos Santos a second chance after she cut off his penis in December 2023
  • Nogueira showed TV Globo copies of letters he and dos Santos have written to each other; Nogueira initially reached out to her before she replied
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Cut my penis off once, shame on you ...
Come back a second time for my balls, shame on me ...
« Last Edit: April 09, 2024, 04:51:02 pm by 240B »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3328 on: April 09, 2024, 05:42:49 pm »
Cheater, 39, gets back together with partner, 36 who chopped off his PENIS after he had an affair with her teenage relative

Daily Mail
By ADRY TORRES
8 April 2024
  • Gilberto Nogueira revealed he will give his girlfriend, Daiane dos Santos a second chance after she cut off his penis in December 2023
  • Nogueira showed TV Globo copies of letters he and dos Santos have written to each other; Nogueira initially reached out to her before she replied
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13284873/Brazil-Cheater-penis-cut-affair-underage-neice.html

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Cut my penis off once, shame on you ...
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I would say she not only performed a dickectomy on him but also a lobotomy at the same time because obviously this idiot was never thinking with anything but his pecker.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3329 on: April 09, 2024, 06:06:09 pm »
According to the American Liberal's theology, he is now suddenly a woman. Without his consent.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3330 on: April 09, 2024, 09:17:58 pm »
I would say she not only performed a dickectomy on him but also a lobotomy at the same time because obviously this idiot was never thinking with anything but his pecker.



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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3331 on: April 10, 2024, 10:01:53 pm »
Woman who cut off lover's penis by tricking him into thinking she was going to perform a sex act is jailed for seven years

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10 April 2024
  • The man as also her boss at a bar in Sant Andreu de la Barca near Barcelona
  • She now has to pay her former boss and partner €250,000 in compensation
  • The attacker had already served two years behind bars as a remand prisoner
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3332 on: April 10, 2024, 10:03:16 pm »
Cutting off a guy's penis seems to be the 'new thing' these days.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3333 on: April 11, 2024, 02:01:09 am »
Cutting off a guy's penis seems to be the 'new thing' these days.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3334 on: April 12, 2024, 10:46:15 pm »
This one comes from Spain: A gay left-wing politician in Spain has abruptly resigned from his post after photos began to circulate showing him eating his own feces.
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... Daniel Gómez del Barrio served on the council for Illescas, a small town of around 30,000 people just south of the country’s capital. He represented PSOE, the main left-wing party in Spain, whose leader is currently the Prime Minister.

In mid February, photos and videos of Gómez were shared that he had posted on social media accounts and pornographic websites. In one video, the councillor, who is in his late twenties, is seemingly naked on the floor and eating his own feces.

A report from French news source FDS claimed that the politician was offering himself up for sexual use, and described himself as wanting to be “exposed, humiliated, degraded.” He also described his desire to “eat c*cks, be a whore, and be used as a urinal,” with El Diairo also claiming he referred to himself as a “sexual slave.” ...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3335 on: April 12, 2024, 11:23:03 pm »
This one comes from Spain: A gay left-wing politician in Spain has abruptly resigned from his post after photos began to circulate showing him eating his own feces.More at The Publica

 :3: I'd say the guy needs some very serious psychological help.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3336 on: June 05, 2024, 01:16:18 pm »
83-year-old South Carolina woman gored by bison at Yellowstone National Park
by KARI BARROWS | WLOSMon, June 3rd 2024 at 8:57 PM
Updated Tue, June 4th 2024 at 9:26 AM

 Park rangers are once again reminding the public to give wildlife their space after a woman from Upstate South Carolina was seriously injured by a bison out West.

A press release from the National Park Service says an 83-year-old woman from Greenville, South Carolina was gored by a bison on June 1 in Yellowstone National Park.

"The bison, defending its space, came within a few feet of the woman and lifted her about a foot off the ground with its horns," the release says.  ... The National Desk
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3337 on: June 05, 2024, 08:24:06 pm »
83-year-old South Carolina woman gored by bison at Yellowstone National Park
by KARI BARROWS | WLOSMon, June 3rd 2024 at 8:57 PM
Updated Tue, June 4th 2024 at 9:26 AM

 Park rangers are once again reminding the public to give wildlife their space after a woman from Upstate South Carolina was seriously injured by a bison out West.

A press release from the National Park Service says an 83-year-old woman from Greenville, South Carolina was gored by a bison on June 1 in Yellowstone National Park.

"The bison, defending its space, came within a few feet of the woman and lifted her about a foot off the ground with its horns," the release says.  ... The National Desk
So sad, even after 83 years of life, this woman is still dumb as a box of rocks **nononono*

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3338 on: June 05, 2024, 08:48:08 pm »
83-year-old South Carolina woman gored by bison at Yellowstone National Park
by KARI BARROWS | WLOSMon, June 3rd 2024 at 8:57 PM
Updated Tue, June 4th 2024 at 9:26 AM

 Park rangers are once again reminding the public to give wildlife their space after a woman from Upstate South Carolina was seriously injured by a bison out West.

A press release from the National Park Service says an 83-year-old woman from Greenville, South Carolina was gored by a bison on June 1 in Yellowstone National Park.

"The bison, defending its space, came within a few feet of the woman and lifted her about a foot off the ground with its horns," the release says.  ... The National Desk
Just a foot? Either the bison was being nice, or she's a woman of substance.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3339 on: June 05, 2024, 11:05:38 pm »
Just a foot? Either the bison was being nice, or she's a woman of substance.

:yowsa: I think the bull was gently letting her know that she was in his space.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3340 on: June 05, 2024, 11:17:04 pm »
:yowsa: I think the bull was gently letting her know that she was in his space.

Gently... I do not believe I have ever heard that word tied to buffalo.  :whistle:

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3341 on: June 05, 2024, 11:32:30 pm »
Gently... I do not believe I have ever heard that word tied to buffalo.  :whistle:
You never heard Liawatha tell the story of how Chief Bijorn Svenson gently placed the buffalo hide robe over her great great grandmother Indian princess Birgitta as she stepped out of the Badstuga?

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3342 on: June 10, 2024, 04:14:08 pm »
The ol' exploding soda pop trick.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3343 on: June 10, 2024, 04:30:10 pm »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3344 on: June 10, 2024, 04:33:58 pm »
So sad, even after 83 years of life, this woman is still dumb as a box of rocks **nononono*

Watched a hippy looking photographer get 3 feet away from a Bison last year at Yellowstone.  The Rangers shushed all the park goers yelling at the idiot.  Ranger stated it was best to minimally spook the animal. 

After his photi session, the Rangers  escorted him somewhere..... 
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3345 on: June 10, 2024, 05:53:30 pm »
Watched a hippy looking photographer get 3 feet away from a Bison last year at Yellowstone.  The Rangers shushed all the park goers yelling at the idiot.  Ranger stated it was best to minimally spook the animal. 

After his photi session, the Rangers  escorted him somewhere.....

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3346 on: June 10, 2024, 07:31:19 pm »
Hey, that cashier COVID shield finally did something useful...
My thoughts exactly. That sneeze catcher held up pretty well.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3347 on: June 10, 2024, 08:41:50 pm »
Watched a hippy looking photographer get 3 feet away from a Bison last year at Yellowstone.  The Rangers shushed all the park goers yelling at the idiot.  Ranger stated it was best to minimally spook the animal. 

After his photi session, the Rangers  escorted him somewhere.....




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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3348 on: June 11, 2024, 01:56:35 pm »
Don't let your car tire touch the grass - even of your own front yard - if there's a vegan whackjob in the vicinity.
This is so over-the-top, some suspect it's parody. I don't know.

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« Reply #3349 on: June 11, 2024, 02:12:02 pm »
Don't let your car tire touch the grass - even of your own front yard - if there's a vegan whackjob in the vicinity.
This is so over-the-top, some suspect it's parody. I don't know.

Karen equates parking on the grass as being the same as assaulting children. 😳😂
Confusing ... very confusing on several levels.

If she is a Vegan, then doesn't that mean she murders plants by eating them?
Also, while his tire may be slightly over the edge on the grass, she is stomping around all over the grass while making the point that grass is a living breathing thing.

Obviously she is mentally ill. He should have been the person 'calling the Police'.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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