Ridiculous News of the Day

[Cyber Liberty]

Even the news is reporting that there were more Cops, Reporters, and FBI infiltrators than attendees.
The best thing about the white armored Star Wars troopers is that their armor did nothing at all, and they couldn't hit a barn with 100 shots.

[Smokin Joe]

I have rarely seen anything more ridiculous than this J6 stuff today.  Maybe that's just me.

Theater of the Absurd.  I'd bet all the MSM cameras will focus on the heroic defenders of the Capitol, and not on the folks who showed up--except a few 'made for teevee' types.

[corbe]

   Never known to be one to shy away from Cameras, Tape Recorders or Publicity in General, even Trump figured it out and refused to participate.
    You can have a Ralley anywhere why set yourself up at the Capitol?

[240B]

   Never known to be one to shy away from Cameras, Tape Recorders or Publicity in General, even Trump figured it out and refused to participate.
    You can have a Ralley anywhere why set yourself up at the Capitol?

It was a Nancy Pelosi production starring Donald Trump as the fall guy, and it bombed at the box office. Once Trump said he would not participate, at that moment Pelosi knew it was all a waste of time. Pelosi was the spider spinning a web to catch nasty 'American patriots' and Trump for dessert. Even Capitol Police, Antifa, and BLM pulled out once they saw how stupid it was. Since everyone was on to them, they had no hope of finishing Pelosi's "Insurrection II" the final cut!

[mountaineer]

FBI asking themselves, "How could we hold an insurrection and have nobody come?"

[Wingnut]

Wired Willie!

Teen gets USB cable stuck in penis in backfired attempt to measure length

He backed up his hard drive — and his penis.

A U.K. teen had to undergo emergency surgery after a bananas attempt to measure his manhood resulted in him getting a USB cable lodged in his urethra.

The phallic fiasco reportedly began after an unnamed 15-year-old boy was "triggered by sexual curiosity" and inserted a USB wire into his urethra, per a wince-worthy study published in the medical journal Urology Case Reports.

The sexperiment backfired when the cable became lodged in the curious teen’s scrotum like an electronic catheter. Despite attempts to extract it himself, the USB cord became tangled so terribly that both ends were left hanging out of his wired willy.

https://www.foxnews.com/health/teen-usb-cable-penis-length

[corbe]

[Cyber Liberty]

@Wingnut that story has a pucker-factor of 10.

[Wingnut]

@Wingnut that story has a pucker-factor of 10.

LOL.  All I know is They better put that kid on a short cord.

[DB]

LOL.  All I know is They better put that kid on a short cord.

USB - Urethra Stimulating B___r ?

[sneakypete]

Wired Willie!

Teen gets USB cable stuck in penis in backfired attempt to measure length

He backed up his hard drive — and his penis.

A U.K. teen had to undergo emergency surgery after a bananas attempt to measure his manhood resulted in him getting a USB cable lodged in his urethra.

The phallic fiasco reportedly began after an unnamed 15-year-old boy was "triggered by sexual curiosity" and inserted a USB wire into his urethra, per a wince-worthy study published in the medical journal Urology Case Reports.

The sexperiment backfired when the cable became lodged in the curious teen’s scrotum like an electronic catheter. Despite attempts to extract it himself, the USB cord became tangled so terribly that both ends were left hanging out of his wired willy.

https://www.foxnews.com/health/teen-usb-cable-penis-length

@Wingnut

Betcha he doesn't do THAT one again!

[sneakypete]

@corbe

True dat!

Makes no sense at all.

[sneakypete]

USB - Urethra Stimulating B___r ?

@DB

Maybe he is a VERY imaginative kid,and was hoping for a long-distance phone call?

[Bigun]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZT7gcBi4Pc

[ChemEngrMBA]

Bradley Hill, 32, was arrested for kicking a woman all the way down escalator stairs after she coached him in manners, telling him to say "Excuse me" for pushing her aside earlier.  "That's the New York way," said the victim.

NYC man who kicked woman down Brooklyn subway escalator arrested

https://nypost.com/2021/09/18/nyc-man-who-kicked-woman-down-brooklyn-subway-escalator-arrested/

So too is the violence of Bradley Hill "The New York Way."  The nonchalant third party who moved aside so the woman could fall all the way down could have caught her, but instead simply watched the event unfold and offered not the slightest bit of assistance.  That too is "The New York Way."  You may be sure that Mr. Hill and the unconcerned citizen are both Democrat Biden supporters.

[ChemEngrMBA]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZT7gcBi4Pc

Bigun, America needs more patriots like you.
Yore friend truly. (Kin I borry $20 til next week?)

[Bigun]

Bigun, America needs more patriots like you.
Yore friend truly. (Kin I borry $20 til next week?)

Damn! Here I was thinkin bout hittin YOU up!

[sneakypete]

Bradley Hill, 32, was arrested for kicking a woman all the way down escalator stairs after she coached him in manners, telling him to say "Excuse me" for pushing her aside earlier.  "That's the New York way," said the victim.

NYC man who kicked woman down Brooklyn subway escalator arrested

https://nypost.com/2021/09/18/nyc-man-who-kicked-woman-down-brooklyn-subway-escalator-arrested/

So too is the violence of Bradley Hill "The New York Way."  The nonchalant third party who moved aside so the woman could fall all the way down could have caught her, but instead simply watched the event unfold and offered not the slightest bit of assistance.  That too is "The New York Way."  You may be sure that Mr. Hill and the unconcerned citizen are both Democrat Biden supporters.

@DeerSlayer

I really,REALLY hope he moves somewhere south and tries that again while in the presence of genuine southerners,not yankee refugees.

You kick a woman down some stairs/escalator in front me me,and you are likely to have some problems that will last a while. Doesn't matter to me if she is young or old,black or white,or anything else. You hurt a woman in front of me,and I will hurt you.

[ChemEngrMBA]

Damn! Here I was thinkin bout hittin YOU up!

Just private mail me yore bank account and routing number and leave it up to me.  I'll take care of everthin.

[Bigun]

Just private mail me yore bank account and routing number and leave it up to me.  I'll take care of everthin.

Bank account??? Routing number??? What de hell is dat?

[240B]

Bradley Hill, 32, was arrested for kicking a woman all the way down escalator stairs after she coached him in manners, telling him to say "Excuse me" for pushing her aside earlier.  "That's the New York way," said the victim.

NYC man who kicked woman down Brooklyn subway escalator arrested

https://nypost.com/2021/09/18/nyc-man-who-kicked-woman-down-brooklyn-subway-escalator-arrested/

The question before us now is, will he even make it to court without Kamala intervening to set him free, or will he get a medal from BLM for attacking an old Asian lady?

[roamer_1]

@DeerSlayer

I really,REALLY hope he moves somewhere south and tries that again while in the presence of genuine southerners,not yankee refugees.

You kick a woman down some stairs/escalator in front me me,and you are likely to have some problems that will last a while. Doesn't matter to me if she is young or old,black or white,or anything else. You hurt a woman in front of me,and I will hurt you.

Yep... Goes for out west too. 

[verga]

Bradley Hill, 32, was arrested for kicking a woman all the way down escalator stairs after she coached him in manners, telling him to say "Excuse me" for pushing her aside earlier.  "That's the New York way," said the victim.

NYC man who kicked woman down Brooklyn subway escalator arrested

https://nypost.com/2021/09/18/nyc-man-who-kicked-woman-down-brooklyn-subway-escalator-arrested/

So too is the violence of Bradley Hill "The New York Way."  The nonchalant third party who moved aside so the woman could fall all the way down could have caught her, but instead simply watched the event unfold and offered not the slightest bit of assistance.  That too is "The New York Way."  You may be sure that Mr. Hill and the unconcerned citizen are both Democrat Biden supporters.

Might be time for me to get new glasses. I thought he was arrested for LICKING  her down an escalator.

[GtHawk]

Might be time for me to get new glasses. I thought he was arrested for LICKING  her down an escalator.

Kinky!

[sneakypete]

Might be time for me to get new glasses. I thought he was arrested for LICKING  her down an escalator.

@verga

So......

You need the glasses so you can make sure you don't miss anything when the re-runs are aired?

Kinky,dood!