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mountaineer:
--- Quote ---Man stole car, claimed he was going to return it after he got married
by Lootpress News Staff
Friday, July 5, 2024 8:25 am
OCEANA, WV (LOOTPRESS) — A man stole a car and claimed he would return it after getting married.
At around 8:14 pm on July 2, 2024, deputies from Wyoming County responded to a stolen vehicle complaint at the Dollar General in Oceana.
The complainant reported that Tommy Wilson had taken her father’s vehicle from her home while she was having dinner in Oceana.
She stated that Tommy had entered her home without permission and had taken the keys. The vehicle owner confirmed that Tommy was not permitted to use the vehicle.
When deputies interviewed Tommy, he admitted to entering the home without permission, taking the keys, and driving off with the vehicle. He claimed he planned to return the car after getting married in Coal Mountain. ...
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What's the big deal? He was going to return it!! :laugh:
mountaineer:
72-year-old man fights off, kills aggressive grizzly bear that attacked him while picking berries
By Patrick Reilly
Published July 20, 2024, 9:36 p.m. ET
New York Post
--- Quote ---A 72-year-old man fought off and killed a grizzly bear that attacked him while he was picking huckleberries in Montana.
The man, who has not been identified, was alone on national forest land when the adult female charged at him on Thursday, leaving him with serious injuries, Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officials said.
During the struggle, he able to fire off a handgun and kill the bear before he was rushed to a local hospital. ...
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https://nypost.com/2024/07/20/us-news/72-year-old-man-fights-off-kills-grizzly-bear-that-attacked-him-while-picking-berries/ :terror:
Hoodat:
--- Quote from: mountaineer on July 05, 2024, 03:22:48 pm ---What's the big deal? He was going to return it!! :laugh:
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In West Virginia, you can get more time for stealing a car than for sexually assaulting a woman.
mountaineer:
Man bitten in the testicles by 12-foot snake in bathroom worst nightmare: ‘Blood everywhere’
By Natalie O'Neill
Published Aug. 21, 2024, 12:08 p.m. ET
This toilet attack was totally nuts.
A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet — so he beat the serpent to death with a toilet brush, leaving his bathroom splattered in blood, according to reports and stunning photos.
Thanat Thangtewanon felt a sharp pain after he took a seat Tuesday, so he reached down and grabbed the snake by the neck and tried to rip it off his privates, according to Asia Pacific Press.
“I felt something biting my balls. It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake,” he said. ...
https://nypost.com/2024/08/21/world-news/12-foot-python-bites-man-in-testicles-as-he-sat-on-toilet-then-he-beat-it-to-death-with-a-brush/
goatprairie:
--- Quote from: mountaineer on August 21, 2024, 11:05:47 pm --- Man bitten in the testicles by 12-foot snake in bathroom worst nightmare: ‘Blood everywhere’
By Natalie O'Neill
Published Aug. 21, 2024, 12:08 p.m. ET
This toilet attack was totally nuts.
A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet — so he beat the serpent to death with a toilet brush, leaving his bathroom splattered in blood, according to reports and stunning photos.
Thanat Thangtewanon felt a sharp pain after he took a seat Tuesday, so he reached down and grabbed the snake by the neck and tried to rip it off his privates, according to Asia Pacific Press.
“I felt something biting my balls. It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake,” he said. ...
https://nypost.com/2024/08/21/world-news/12-foot-python-bites-man-in-testicles-as-he-sat-on-toilet-then-he-beat-it-to-death-with-a-brush/
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I ask you, who hasn't experienced the same problem in their lives? I'm getting damn tired of those snakes sneaking into my bathroom and biting me in parts of my body where I don't wish to be bitten.
But what can I do? :shrug: The snake pit is right next to the bathroom. How they get the door open is beyond me.
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