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mountaineer:
Man drinking coffee on his porch watches a police chase on his lawn.

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https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1775975446468862134

Wingnut:
Get off my lawn!

240B:
Cheater, 39, gets back together with partner, 36 who chopped off his PENIS after he had an affair with her teenage relative

Daily Mail
By ADRY TORRES
8 April 2024

* Gilberto Nogueira revealed he will give his girlfriend, Daiane dos Santos a second chance after she cut off his penis in December 2023
* Nogueira showed TV Globo copies of letters he and dos Santos have written to each other; Nogueira initially reached out to her before she replied(more)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13284873/Brazil-Cheater-penis-cut-affair-underage-neice.html

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Cut my penis off once, shame on you ...
Come back a second time for my balls, shame on me ...

GtHawk:

--- Quote from: 240B on April 09, 2024, 04:48:31 pm ---Cheater, 39, gets back together with partner, 36 who chopped off his PENIS after he had an affair with her teenage relative

Daily Mail
By ADRY TORRES
8 April 2024

* Gilberto Nogueira revealed he will give his girlfriend, Daiane dos Santos a second chance after she cut off his penis in December 2023
* Nogueira showed TV Globo copies of letters he and dos Santos have written to each other; Nogueira initially reached out to her before she replied(more)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13284873/Brazil-Cheater-penis-cut-affair-underage-neice.html

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Cut my penis off once, shame on you ...
Come back a second time for my balls, shame on me ...

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I would say she not only performed a dickectomy on him but also a lobotomy at the same time because obviously this idiot was never thinking with anything but his pecker.

240B:
According to the American Liberal's theology, he is now suddenly a woman. Without his consent.

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