I'll play. You're the bigger bleep. You win.
I fight! I don't let anyone talk about me without fighting back!
You're a mediocre poster with a bad hairpiece! Neener-Neener!
Syncophants, tell me how great I am!
Well... look at that, my poll ratings are throught the roof, for I'm just 'telling it like it is'!
Oh, and don't you know who I am? I'm rich! Really, really rich!
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Spitting image of Trump, I am.
And you called it, he *IS* an @sshole. It's too bad that you could only see it in a mirror reflection of the man.