(curated from social media. This appears to be a letter to the editor, but it's not clear to what newspaper he submitted it)
by John Tabb
date unknown
The new American way of life…get on board~~~
For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids, all you have to do is follow these proven steps:
- Don't marry her!
- Always use your mom's address to get your mail.
- The guy buys a house.
- The guy rents out house to his girlfriend with his two kids.
- Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
- Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare, so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.
- Girlfriend gets to go to college for free for being a single mother.
- Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.
- Girlfriend gets a free cell phone.
- Girlfriend get free utilities.
- Guy moves into home, but continues to use mom's address for his mail.
- Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit.
- Girlfriend gets $1800 a month disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" and never has to work again.
This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.
A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0 dollars.
An unmarried couple with stay-at-home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits!
Any idea why the country is $18 trillion plus in debt and half the population is sitting around letting the other half pay their way?
Maybe this is a good reason to clean house in Washington in 2016!
