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Offline ABX

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Who said it? A Stephen Colbert parody or The Donald?
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:42:40 pm »
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bkepley

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Re: Who said it? A Stephen Colbert parody or The Donald?
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2015, 04:46:17 pm »
Trump..all of them.  Colbert just isn't that funny.

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Re: Who said it? A Stephen Colbert parody or The Donald?
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2015, 04:50:09 pm »
One thing I will say...those of you here who are opposed to Trump are the busiest, most energetic posters I've ever seen here.  Barely five minutes goes by...

The squirrels would go nut-less in the winter.
Well, George Lewis told the Englishman, the Italian and the Jew
You can't open your mind, boys, to every conceivable point of view

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bkepley

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Re: Who said it? A Stephen Colbert parody or The Donald?
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2015, 04:54:07 pm »
One thing I will say...those of you here who are opposed to Trump are the busiest, most energetic posters I've ever seen here.  Barely five minutes goes by...

The squirrels would go nut-less in the winter.

It comes and goes...one side dominates then the other.

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Re: Who said it? A Stephen Colbert parody or The Donald?
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2015, 04:57:01 pm »
A few more:

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Re: Who said it? A Stephen Colbert parody or The Donald?
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2015, 04:58:34 pm »
One thing I will say...those of you here who are opposed to Trump are the busiest, most energetic posters I've ever seen here.  Barely five minutes goes by...

The squirrels would go nut-less in the winter.

Why thank you. I feel it mirrors the overall news cycle attention, just posting counter points to all the Beiber like fangirl attitudes the media and many on our side are giving him.