That, while unfortunate, would have been tolerable and could have left some traces.
While the plumber, a nice little Italian man called Mario, was fishing the hard drive out of the garbage disposal though, an unfortunate time traveling accident merged Mario, the disposal, AND the hard drive with a T-1000, which was then blown into a vat of molten iron in the middle of a city by the ex-Governor of California.
So, you see, it's all the Republican's fault!
"Um, Ma'am?"
"What is it, Huma, I'm on a roll here!"
"Your husband is out again."
"Damn. Just tell Boner the dog ate it then."