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STORY TIME: Rachel Dolezal, near right, tells her version of events to Savannah Guthrie of NBC News.
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
By:
Howie Carr
Rachel Dolezal is Elizabeth Warren on steroids.
Granny was a fake Indian until she got what she wanted — tenure — and then she went back to being “Okie down to her toes,” as she put it.
On the other hand, Rachel — and may I call her “Racial”? — is a nut case. She really believes she’s black.
Granny’s box-checking resembled a mob hit man’s crimes. She did it for profit, for financial gain, period. Racial is like a serial killer; she can’t help herself. It’s the difference between a professional arsonist and a firebug.
Granny claimed her parents had to elope because of the anti-Indian racism. (Forget the fact that they got married in the biggest church in the next town over, then immediately returned to their own tank town that same evening for a big wedding reception.)
Racial Dolezal upped the ante, big-time. Her father — her made-up black father, that is — had to flee Jim Crow cracker justice in Georgia. She’s on the record as saying her imaginary dad took the midnight train, not to, but out of Georgia — so there, Gladys Knight and the Pips!
Chief Spreading Bull Warren never claimed to have been the victim of hate crimes.
Racial, on the other hand, has reported at least eight to the Spokane PD, two of them involving nooses, another swastikas on a door after someone “mysteriously” turned off the surveillance cameras.
As Mark Steyn noted, you used to have to be black to report a fake hate crime. Now fake blacks can report fake hate crimes. Who says no progress has been made on the racial front during the Obama years?
Of course Racial is not alone in her, uh, confusion. Juan Ellis Bush has listed himself as Hispanic on a voting form. When he was selling his first book, Barack Obama (formerly known as Barry Soetoro) was said to have been born in Kenya.
And then, of course, there’s Caitlyn Jenner, nee Bruce, who is not a woman. As a New York Post headline informs us, “Caitlyn Jenner Still Has Her Penis.”
Whatever the plumbing, Jenner is “transgender.” So some are saying Racial is “transracial,” whatever that is. Actually, it’s more like she’s “pan-victim.” In a document released by the Spokane PD, she claims she’s not only black, but Native American.
She’s also on the record as saying she’s a victim of date rape, although of course she never reported the incident to the police. How Rolling Stone was it, Racial?
Now she is going on MSNBC, to be interviewed by Melissa Harris-Perry, one of four black MSNBC on-air employees outed this year as tax deadbeats. No wonder the network motto is “Lien Forward.”
So Racial has one more chance to prove she is entitled to Check the Box and get into Harvard Law School, no questions asked. Produce an overdue tax bill, and at the very least you’ll get your own show on MSNBC. You go, girl. Go away.
