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Ukip candidate: 'Gay donkey tried to rape my horse'
« on: December 22, 2014, 03:09:44 pm »
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A Ukip parliamentary candidate standing in Wales has claimed a “homosexual donkey” tried to rape his horse.

John Rees-Evans, who is running for Cardiff South and Penarth in May’s general election, told the bizarre story to protesters outside a new campaign office in Merthyr Tydfil.

An anti-Ukip demonstrator had asked him to respond to a string of controversial quotes by fellow party members, including on from Dr Julia Gasper in Oxford, who allegedly claimed that “some homosexuals prefer sex with animals”.

“Actually, I’ve witnessed that,” Mr Rees-Evans responded. “I’ve got a horse and it was there in the field. And a donkey came up…which was male, and I’m afraid tried to rape my horse.”

The stallion bit the “homosexual donkey” in defence, the former soldier continued, saying he leapt to the animal’s defence and hit the horse to protect it.

Read more: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-candidate-gay-donkey-tried-to-rape-my-horse-9940230.html
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Re: Ukip candidate: 'Gay donkey tried to rape my horse'
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2014, 03:50:01 pm »
In his defense, this is The Independent (which is all the leftiness of the Guardian and the sensationalism of the News of the World), and, well, he's right.

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,154408.0.html
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Re: Ukip candidate: 'Gay donkey tried to rape my horse'
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2014, 03:29:45 am »
EC wrote above:
[[ UKip is suffering severe cases of foot in mouth disease this last week. Makes me happy - I detest the scum. ]]

You'd better learn to like 'em, EC.
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Re: Ukip candidate: 'Gay donkey tried to rape my horse'
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2014, 06:01:58 am »
Not a chance. I know them, have to deal with the assholes every day. Mosley's Brownshirts and the National Front by another name. That's the core of them and their biggest constituency. Don't go being fooled into thinking they are like your Tea Party - you may see that in them, I see 1934 Germany.
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