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Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« on: October 10, 2014, 05:25:54 pm »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html

Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
Spanish woman admits she slept with a dwarf stripper on her hen night after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism

 By Fiona Govan, Madrid

2:44PM BST 10 Oct 2014

A Spanish woman has been forced to confess to cheating on her husband-to-be on her hen night with a dwarf stripper after she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism.

Her husband believed the baby was his and that it had been conceived during the honeymoon but his wife confessed to the infidelity after he repeatedly questioned doctors as to how the baby could have been born with dwarfism.

The woman has not been named, but according to local reports she felt compelled to tell her husband after questions were raised by friends who had accompanied her on the hen night, which took place at the beginning of the year.

Spanish website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.

"As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave.



"But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism."

It is not unusual for dwarfs to be hired as entertainers at hen and stag parties in Spain and several websites offer the services of "miniboys" as they are known in Spain.
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Re: Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2014, 09:49:42 pm »
"Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to work we go..."
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2014, 10:00:19 pm »
I thought this thread would be more popular.....so many one-liners to choose from... :tongue2:
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Re: Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2014, 10:08:52 pm »
There is a difference after all, between "bumping into her", and "bumping in to her".   :laugh:
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Re: Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2014, 10:40:54 pm »
So she had a little fun one night. No big deal.   :whistle:
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2014, 11:15:27 pm »
Quote from: aligncare on October 10, 2014, 10:40:54 pm
So she had a little fun one night. No big deal.   :whistle:

Small consolation to her beau....
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Re: Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2014, 06:10:08 am »
There was a young lady from Spain,
Who's hen night caused her some pain,
The stripper's stature was lacking,
But the junk he was packing,
Was fully loaded, we ascertain.
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Re: Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2014, 10:54:38 pm »
Which of the dwarves was he? "Woody"?
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Re: Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2014, 11:39:08 pm »
Quote from: PzLdr on October 12, 2014, 10:54:38 pm
Which of the dwarves was he? "Woody"?

 000hehehehe

"Woody" was the lesser known eighth dwarf.  He got tired of the miner's life in the forest and left to pursue his dreams in the big City.  Things didn't work out as he had planned though, and he was last seen working as a stripper in a low-rent neighborhood.

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Re: Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2014, 11:41:47 pm »
Quote from: EC on October 11, 2014, 06:10:08 am
There was a young lady from Spain,
Who's hen night caused her some pain,
The stripper's stature was lacking,
But the junk he was packing,
Was fully loaded, we ascertain.

 :silly: :silly: :silly:

Dwarf strippers - for when you're short on cash.

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Re: Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2014, 11:50:07 pm »
This thread has me stumped.
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Re: Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2014, 11:51:17 pm »
Quote from: 240B on October 12, 2014, 11:50:07 pm
This thread has me stumped.

Would you like me to change your name to stumpy..?
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Re: Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2014, 11:55:59 pm »
Dopey.
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2014, 12:01:32 am »
Real life is always stranger - and apparently funnier - than fiction.
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Re: Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2014, 12:04:09 am »
Did you hear about the midget that over-dosed on Viagra?

He's a little stiff.

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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2014, 12:09:51 am »
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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2014, 12:27:04 am »
Dammit! Now all I can think about is having sex with a Dwarf. Not really sure how that would work. Or if it would work.
 
There would be a few logistical and dimensional issues to take into consideration.
 
It would almost be like pedophila in a way. Weird. What is even more weird is that I would ever be thinking about having sex with a dwarf. When I woke up this morning, I had no idea that this is something I would ever think about.
 
Life is a moving target I guess. Live and learn.
 
Where the hell am going to find a Dwarf? And one that wants to have sex?
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2014, 12:37:41 am »
Quote from: 240B on October 13, 2014, 12:27:04 am
Dammit! Now all I can think about is having sex with a Dwarf. Not really sure how that would work. Or if it would work.
 
There would be a few logistical and dimensional issues to take into consideration.
 
It would almost be like pedophila in a way. Weird. What is even more weird is that I would ever be thinking about having sex with a dwarf. When I woke up this morning, I had no idea that this is something I would ever think about.
 
Life is a moving target I guess. Live and learn.
 
Where the hell am going to find a Dwarf? And one that wants to have sex?

Well there you go...
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2014, 01:08:26 am »
Quote from: alicewonders on October 13, 2014, 12:04:09 am
Did you hear about the midget that over-dosed on Viagra?

He's a little stiff.

 :chairbang:

Did you hear about the lady basketball player and the pigmy affair?

Turns out that when they were nose to nose his toes were in it and when they were toe to toe his nose was in it!  :kisses2:
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2014, 01:18:32 am »
Quote from: Bigun on October 13, 2014, 01:08:26 am
Did you hear about the lady basketball player and the pigmy affair?

Turns out that when they were nose to nose his toes were in it and when they were toe to toe his nose was in it!  :kisses2:

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