Apparently Obuttocks thinks the carpet implies he's schoolin' Putin; unfortunately, it's the other way 'round.
Speaking of which, there was a discussion about our criticism making the world laugh at us on another thread; it seems to me that this is orders of magnitude worse than anything we might say. As I said on the other thread, the world laughs at Obama's actions, not our words, and it is precisely this sort of action that earns such derision from the rest of the world.