Nevertheless, the proof of science supporting Islamic Sharia Law is paragraph after paragraph warning humans not to allow domesticated dogs to lick plates and kitchen utensils "clean" and then for the humans to use them at meals sans a run through the dishwasher.
That reminds me of a line from the movie Hotel Transylvania in the scene where Johnny is asking Dracula about the various things that can defeat vampires. He asks if it's true that a wooden stake through the heart will really kill a vampire, to which Dracula responds along the lines of "well yes, but who wouldn't be killed by that?"