Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2013-2016 (Read 118373 times)

Machiavelli · « **Reply #850 on:** January 21, 2016, 07:19:23 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOS8sLl2Q1A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOS8sLl2Q1A

EdinVA · « **Reply #851 on:** January 21, 2016, 10:23:02 pm »

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijQRjGcjvjw

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #852 on:** January 22, 2016, 02:20:06 am »

Quote from: Paladin on January 21, 2016, 04:40:48 am

thanx for the hearty laugh.

EdinVA · « **Reply #853 on:** January 22, 2016, 12:03:05 pm »

Since snow is the topic of the day.. :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXp_KhfluD0

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #854 on:** January 23, 2016, 03:12:00 am »

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9-5DJhBh6M

NSFW

Paladin · « **Reply #855 on:** January 23, 2016, 04:52:55 am »

The logic here is impeccable.

Machiavelli · « **Reply #856 on:** January 26, 2016, 10:31:28 pm »

aligncare · « **Reply #857 on:** January 26, 2016, 10:33:30 pm »

I like it! But, it's unrealistic. Trump would never take a backseat to ANYBODY. Even Vladimir Putin!

Machiavelli · « **Reply #858 on:** January 30, 2016, 11:03:39 pm »

Quote from: aligncare on January 26, 2016, 10:33:30 pm

it's unrealistic. Trump would never take a backseat to ANYBODY. Even Vladimir Putin!

It all depends on what Trump is doing behind Putin.

Machiavelli · « **Reply #859 on:** January 30, 2016, 11:03:52 pm »

Paladin · « **Reply #860 on:** January 31, 2016, 01:19:54 am »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #861 on:** January 31, 2016, 02:10:46 am »

The Revenant

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #862 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:12:43 am »

Sweet Meteor O'Death ‏@smod2016 5h5 hours ago

For those of you who think this election cannot get any worse, I've got four words for you: Frank Luntz Sex Tape.
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Paladin · « **Reply #863 on:** February 01, 2016, 06:01:13 pm »

Wingnut · « **Reply #864 on:** February 01, 2016, 06:35:12 pm »

_{Elderly Lady Electrocuted By Faulty Vibrator After Falling Asleep With The
Devise Inside Her

Posted By: Now8News December 9, 2015

NEWS 8 - An elderly woman, 78-year-old Helen Greene, was found unresponsive in her Beverly Hills, California home after an unfortunate incident with a "personal massager." The woman was taken to a nearby hospital where she was revived and treated for her injuries. The emergency medical team says Greene was unresponsive for nearly 6 1/2 minutes.

According to reports, Greene's daughter called 911 after she was unable to get a hold of her mother. Police were able to access the house where they found the elderly woman half dressed, with the device still remaining inside her.

Greene had electrocution marks that ran up her stomach and down her arms. EMTs removed the bloody device and turned it over to investigators. In the home, they found that the elderly woman had an entire display of "toys" displayed in a glass case. Police say there was no foul play involved, and Greene's testimony to detectives confirmed that.

After recovering from the electrocution, Greene tells investigators that she
likes to "give herself a little massage now and then" to ease her loneliness. "I haven't had a man friend in my life for a really long time," Greene told police. "So I started to collect personal massagers. I have a Smoothie V, Pocket Rocket, 2 in One, at least 10 different ones so I don't get bored. My favorite is the Vibrating Anal Power Beads, that one is a doozy! But the Hulk, it really rocked my world, and I guess I fell asleep. It gave me a real zap in the gap!"

Family members say they were shocked and appalled, as Helen Green is known
for her crocheting and cookie baking for the neighborhood kids. Greene's son said he has confiscated all of her "massagers" and will keep a better eye on his mother and try to get her to stop her "frisky ways." He says he has set her up on an online dating site, hoping she will find herself a real man and let go of these battery operated gadgets.}