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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #475 on: May 12, 2015, 01:53:43 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #476 on: May 12, 2015, 01:57:44 pm »
I have so many questions about life. For instance:

Why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

Why are boxing rings square?

So. Many. Questions.  :pondering:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #477 on: May 14, 2015, 12:25:03 pm »



....and he's not coming back.    :laugh:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #478 on: May 14, 2015, 12:29:45 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #479 on: May 14, 2015, 05:46:31 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #480 on: May 15, 2015, 03:30:28 pm »



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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #481 on: May 20, 2015, 10:20:15 pm »
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #482 on: May 21, 2015, 02:01:59 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #483 on: May 23, 2015, 02:44:25 am »
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #484 on: May 23, 2015, 02:47:31 am »
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #485 on: May 23, 2015, 04:27:33 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #486 on: May 23, 2015, 05:07:31 am »
LOL!  Good one, Paladin!   :beer:
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #487 on: May 23, 2015, 03:59:19 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #488 on: May 28, 2015, 02:59:26 am »
Have you ever wondered what the difference between grannies and grandads is?

A 5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school daily by her grandfather.

One day when he had a bad cold, his wife took the grandchild.

That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!

"What made it different?" asked her parents.

She replied, "Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, Asian pr*ck, or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!"
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #489 on: May 28, 2015, 04:03:33 am »
Good one, Mach!    :beer:
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"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #490 on: May 28, 2015, 07:10:36 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #491 on: May 28, 2015, 07:38:16 am »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #492 on: May 30, 2015, 07:02:10 am »


Made me laugh.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #495 on: May 30, 2015, 06:26:07 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #496 on: May 30, 2015, 07:23:09 pm »
Quote from: Paladin on May 30, 2015, 06:26:07 pm


LOL!   Really like that one! 
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #497 on: June 01, 2015, 05:13:20 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #498 on: June 01, 2015, 09:41:17 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #499 on: June 02, 2015, 11:23:13 am »
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"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.
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