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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #325 on: December 17, 2014, 05:07:24 am »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #326 on: December 19, 2014, 12:40:04 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #327 on: December 19, 2014, 12:56:57 am »
Not really, Look at Ferguson. Do you know the kind of social and political upheaval African Americans would have wreaked on this country if Obama lost. It was in everyone's best interest to give that man 2 terms. For safety's sake.  :chairbang:

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #328 on: December 19, 2014, 12:59:45 am »
Hey Chris is this posted on the right thread?
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #329 on: December 19, 2014, 10:39:37 pm »
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's President Obama’s clock?' asked the man.
Obama’s clock is in Jesus' office.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #330 on: December 19, 2014, 10:44:41 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #331 on: December 23, 2014, 02:07:13 am »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #332 on: December 23, 2014, 05:53:30 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #334 on: December 25, 2014, 02:57:37 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #335 on: December 27, 2014, 07:08:38 am »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #336 on: December 30, 2014, 01:10:26 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #337 on: January 09, 2015, 01:44:50 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #338 on: January 09, 2015, 01:47:53 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #339 on: January 12, 2015, 01:05:30 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #340 on: January 12, 2015, 11:32:09 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Hello Darkness, my old Friend...stood up too fast once again! Paul Simon 2024.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #341 on: January 13, 2015, 06:12:19 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #344 on: January 16, 2015, 03:37:38 am »


I laughed too hard. I am going to hell for that.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #345 on: January 16, 2015, 08:23:14 am »
Must've looked so easy. Just rolls right up to it. I think someone was handicapped way beyond the physical.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #346 on: January 16, 2015, 10:24:27 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #347 on: January 17, 2015, 03:00:34 am »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #349 on: January 17, 2015, 04:04:03 am »
How did they train that goat to do that?

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