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Obama Barbies: Dignitaries in Doll Form
« on: January 03, 2013, 03:10:36 PM »
While shopping in Target today I overheard a couple discussing which Barbie Doll to buy their daughter for Christmas, and tweeted a portion of their exchange.  A response to that Tweet and the subsequent banter inspired my Obama Barbie Collection. To commemorate the last four years of excellence in achievement and performance, Mattel introduces a new series of Barbie Dolls: Obama Barbies.     

Secretary of the Treasury Barbie: Now with her own printing press!

Secretary of State Barbie: Now with her own fainting couch!

Speaker of the House Barbie 2010 Edition: Complete with oversized gavel.

Attorney General Barbie: Sold with one illegal firearm your child can mail to Mexico.    **Postage sold separately.

UN Ambassador Barbie: Redacted script of lies inside!

First Lady Barbie: Ugly, pretentious clothing sold separately.

TSA Barbie: Now with X-ray glasses.

Chris Matthews Ken (Tingly Leg Edition): Guaranteed to thrill your child.

Acorn Barbie: Now with a money laundering guide.

Westboro Church Barbie: Includes blank signs so your child can craft their own hateful messages.

Iranian Dictator Barbie: Now with partially constructed nuclear bomb and negotiation table.                                     ***Obama Barbie sold separately

Democrat Barbie: Now with an erasable Bill of Rights.

Press Secretary Barbie: Includes free book, The Art of Lying.

Freeloader Barbie: Complete with Obama money and an Obama phone.

Communications Director Barbie: Now includes glossy photos of Chairman Mao.

Taliban Barbie: Rolling head and sword inside!

Infidel Barbie: Now with a detachable head.  ***Taliban Barbie sold separately.

Infidel Barbie

Senior Presidential Advisor Barbie: Now bundled with 5 Secret Service Barbies.

Trump Barbie: Obama’s birth certificate and college records inside!

Union Barbie: Complete with brass knuckles, baseball bat, list of demands, one non-negotiable contract, and a Get of Jail Free Card.

Planned Parenthood Barbie: Comes with five condoms your child can share with her friends.

Black Panther Barbie: Billy club and Get out of Jail Free card inside!

Green Jobs Barbie: Post-dated pink slip inside!

Voter Barbie: Now sold with a programmable voting machine so your child can control the outcome of the election.

Mainstream Media Barbie: Complete with five government issued “news” stories.

Primary Care Physician Barbie: Reimbursement schedule and list of approved treatments inside!

Social Security Barbie: Currently on back-order.

Task Force Barbie: Free copy of Problem Solving for Dummies inside!

College Graduate Barbie: Loan repayment schedule inside.
***Jobs sold separately with Entrepreneur Barbie.

Entrepreneur Barbie: Out of production until further notice.


POTUS BARBIE: Character and integrity sold separately.

POTUS Barbie

More photos at link.
“Let each citizen remember at the moment he is offering his vote that he is not making a present or a compliment to please an individual – or at least that he ought not so to do; but rather he is executing one of the most solemn trusts in human society for which he is accountable to God and his country.” Samuel Adams, April 16, 1781.

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