NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Three Never Wrong Picks]

[Bender2]

THU, SEP 20 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION

NY Giants at Carolina 8:20 PM NFL Tickets Bank of America Stadium

SUN, SEP 23 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION

St. Louis at Chicago 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Soldier Field

Buffalo at Cleveland 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Cleveland Browns Stadium

Tampa Bay at Dallas 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Cowboys Stadium

Detroit at Tennessee 1:00 PM FOX Tickets LP Field

Jacksonville at Indianapolis 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Lucas Oil Stadium

NY Jets at Miami 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Sun Life Stadium

San Francisco at Minnesota 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Mall of America Field

Kansas City at New Orleans 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Mercedes-Benz Superdome

Cincinnati at Washington 1:00 PM CBS Tickets FedEx Field

Philadelphia at Arizona 4:05 PM FOX Tickets U of Phoenix Stadium

Atlanta at San Diego 4:05 PM FOX Tickets Qualcomm Stadium

Pittsburgh at Oakland 4:25 PM CBS Tickets Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum

Houston at Denver 4:25 PM CBS Tickets Sports Authority Field at Mile High

New England at Baltimore 8:20 PM NBC Tickets M&T Bank Stadium

MON, SEP 24 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION

Green Bay at Seattle 8:30 PM Tickets CenturyLink Field


Okay, okay!  I am still sore... from last Sunday's arse whipping!
But a few questions...  remain--

If you think Roger still has good reason...     to be mad at the Saints--

We wonder what Felix Jones did...     to get on the bad side of You Know Who--

Say, did you ever see uglier uniforms...   than those lime green accented ones the Seahags wore Sunday?

Hey, Bend, they were pretty enough...  to beat your Boys from here to Perdition--

Moving on...     we finally made it big...  in...    France--
Had they counted the votes I got in France...  I would have beaten Dubya in a landslide!
I love the French... especially the French ladies!
Sweet Jethro Pough-- Bendy...  in French?
That would be in...    conceiveable!
Most people do not realize that I am...  1/32nd Franch through my father's second cousin's uncle Maurice.
We are from France...  and in France we are very accomidating to anyone that always agrees with us!
Et, si vous mère enrouleuses ne croient pas que...    vous le mieux obtenir votre mère vissage cul hors de notre bien-aimée mère vissage France !
On that Gallic note, I think we have milked this French thing... about as far as we can go, so on Thursday night--
Them Off/On Jersey Jints travel to Cam Newton's house...  and I don't think the short week will help Eli's Gang stay ON:  NY Giants 21 at Carolina 23--
Sunday's games find the following winners, losers and scores:
St. Louis 17 at Chicago 19: Da Bears...  eat Da Ewes!  Right?...    RIGHT!!!--
Buffalo 27 at Cleveland 13: No Joy...  in Brownstainland--
Detroit 24 at Tennessee 17: Allegra's Old Earlers still Fisherless...    and winless--
Jacksonville 21 at Indianapolis 24: Call it the Luck...  of the Hoosiers--
NY Jets 13 at Miami 17:  Jets fly south expecting a satisfying fish fry without need for Tebow...    to find they really just jumped out of the frying pan into the fire--
San Francisco 24 at Minnesota 17: Gadzooks!  Drop the Soap Boys or Viqueens?  I'm sticking with the popular...     choice--
Kansas City 10 at New Orleans 28: Sorry, my Old Dallas Texans in Chiefs Skins, but the Saints...    get their prayers answered--
Cincinnati 24 at Washington 21:  Hey, Allegra, I picked your Second Favorite Team to win last week and they blew it...    This week I've learned my lesson--
Philadelphia 20 at Arizona 24: The Iggles & Vick have been living on borrowed time...     and them Red Byrds cash in on it--
Atlanta at San Diego : Sorry, Norv, Atlanta ain't being burned...     this time--
Pittsburgh 35 at Oakland 10: Seven's Thugs by the Bay...   step in...  Stooler--
Houston 28 at Denver 27:  Look Payton, I like Allegra and her Texicans...     much better than I like you--
New England 27 at Baltimore 31:  When the wheels come off, Hitch and his Black Byrds...  take advantage--
Monday night it is Green Bay 31 at Seattle 23:  Arron finally does that icky touchdown dance...  in Prime Time--
Oh yeah, Tampa Bay 20 at Dallas 24:  My Boys reopen Jerry World...  on a positive note--
Okay, y'alls turn to pick...    I got plans--

[Scottftlc]

Thin air special: From sea level to mile high?

Denver 31, Houston 21

Going where even the brave and stalwart Bender dares not to go:

San Diego 27, Atlanta 24

Tsk, Tsk, ah Grasshopper Bender, some lessons are deep and need to be repeated:

Seattle 26, Green Bay 17

[Allegra]

While Bender's prediction has me  Sunday afternoon, I like it better than Scott's.   dx1

[evadR]

I'm afraid my Skins are too stooopid to win.
Between a coach that gives away 3 points on his "freeze the kicker" ploy to a runner that gives away a 15 yarder at the end of the game so the field goal attempt is impossible...
all the good things that RG3 did went to waste.
And that defense is absolutely horrendous.

[SevenofNine]

Hey Bender it is true AEG the company own Staples Center try get NFL team if you have billion of dollars from Futurrama reruns you could had whole company who own it

I take the Raiders don't disappoint my fav Gangstra from the Bay

[Bender2]

As you know, I simply detest...  Bender--

So could you guys...  kick the ass of his Dallas Cowboys really, really hard?

Yep, campers, you just cannot...  make this stuff up!

[SevenofNine]

Damn Bender how did you tick off the President Obama

[SevenofNine]

MAN I pick 49ers I got kill today LOL! thank to Vikings LOL!

[DCPatriot]

Once again, the Redskins aren't able to stop a top-tier receiver.

And how do you end up with no timeouts left in the 3rd quarter?

[SevenofNine]

Don't ask I don't know either Redskins are not my team LOL!

[evadR]

Once again, the Redskins aren't able to stop a top-tier receiver.

And how do you end up with no timeouts left in the 3rd quarter?

Like I said, too stooopid to win.
Coaching is abysmal.
Next year.

[evadR]

oh, and the defense is beyond abysmal.
I can't watch them.
Every week RG3 plays his ass off and the defense throws it away.
Damn!! Just DAMN!!!

[Atomic Cow]

Green Bay just got F---ed by the refs.

They walked off the field and refused to even allow Seattle to try the extra point, even though it is required by the rules.

[evadR]

Green Bay just got F---ed by the refs.

They walked off the field and refused to even allow Seattle to try the extra point, even though it is required by the rules.

That was unquestionably the worst call ever in the NFL.
These scabs are turning this sport into a farce. Nothing has credibility.

[Allegra]

oh, and the defense is beyond abysmal.
I can't watch them.
Every week RG3 plays his ass off and the defense throws it away.
Damn!! Just DAMN!!!

That was such a disappointing déjà vu.   

[DCPatriot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etBpvypwbHo

Actually, the fault lies with the defender who actually made the 'catch'.

On last plays of the game on Hail Mary passes......KNOCK THE FRIGGING BALL OUT OF THE ENDZONE!   

DON'T TRY TO CATCH IT!

[evadR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etBpvypwbHo

Actually, the fault lies with the defender who actually made the 'catch'.

On last plays of the game on Hail Mary passes......KNOCK THE FRIGGING BALL OUT OF THE ENDZONE!   

DON'T TRY TO CATCH IT!

I don't think that's what they tell them to do, especially since this happened.....
2010 — Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Houston Texans: With the score tied 24–24 and 3 seconds left on the clock, the Jaguars had possession of the football on the 50 yard line. Jacksonville quarterback David Garrard attempted a Hail Mary pass to wide receiver Mike Sims-Walker. Houston safety Glover Quin slammed the ball out of the endzone with both hands, only to watch in horror as it bounced right to Mike Thomas at the 1-yard line, who stepped into the endzone with no time left to ensure a 31-24 Jacksonville victory.

[Allegra]

I don't think that's what they tell them to do, especially since this happened.....
2010 — Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Houston Texans: With the score tied 24–24 and 3 seconds left on the clock, the Jaguars had possession of the football on the 50 yard line. Jacksonville quarterback David Garrard attempted a Hail Mary pass to wide receiver Mike Sims-Walker. Houston safety Glover Quin slammed the ball out of the endzone with both hands, only to watch in horror as it bounced right to Mike Thomas at the 1-yard line, who stepped into the endzone with no time left to ensure a 31-24 Jacksonville victory.

Dang...I had (blissfully) forgotten that one.   

[evadR]

Dang...I had (blissfully) forgotten that one.   

LOL...the EXACT same thing happened this past Sunday in the Tennessee - Detroit game.
deja vu all over again :)