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Offline jmyrlefuller

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Hordes of randy Republicans were expected to be a boon for Tampa’s many strips clubs, but owners and dancers are still waiting for their RNC stimulus package
Orgy of business at Sunshine State jiggle joints is a double D-sized bust

Three days into the RNC, Tampa’s dancing beauties were still waiting for their stimulus packages.

 “My friend told me I’d make $3,000 a night this week,” said a slinky brunette named Jordan, as she gazed dejectedly around an empty Mons Venus bar on Monday, the Isaac washout day in Tampa. “I've made $100 tonight and it's already 3 a.m.”

 “I don't even know what I'm still doing here," she added. "This sucks."


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LMAO  They picked the wrong convention!!! They  would do better in Charlotte next week!!  0000too funny

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It's such a bummer when conventiongoers behave like responsible adults.
“Let each citizen remember at the moment he is offering his vote that he is not making a present or a compliment to please an individual – or at least that he ought not so to do; but rather he is executing one of the most solemn trusts in human society for which he is accountable to God and his country.” Samuel Adams, April 16, 1781.

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