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Strippers look to GOP to 'make it rain'
« on: August 27, 2012, 05:11:32 AM »
Strippers look to GOP to 'make it rain'
By Ann O'Neill, CNN
updated 10:32 PM EDT, Thu August 23, 2012

Tampa, Florida (CNN) -- Go-Go and Ezili are dancing cheek to cheek on a Friday night. That is to say they're spinning, glute to glute, on a polished chrome pole at a strip club.

A thunderstorm leaves puddles in the parking lot under a sign that boasts "OMG! These girls are hot!" The strippers try to "make it rain" inside, too: When patrons approve of their gyrations by slipping credit cards into machines that look like ATMs, the sound of recorded thunder rolls across the stage. Sure enough, $1 bills flutter from the ceiling onto the twirling twosome.

The joint is all mirrors, throbbing music, flashing neon and spotlights. Voluptuous young women wearing G-strings, stiletto heels and not much else teeter over the spanking new, Day-Glo acid trip of a carpet. But there's no liquor served here, because in Tampa they can't offer both booze and totally naked women under the same roof.

Speaking of the roof, there's a spaceship up there that features $80 semiprivate "quick launch" lap dances.

After the 10-minute show, which includes a gravity-defying "death lay" against the mirrored ceiling, Go-Go retires to another mirrored room, where she boots up a laptop and chats with fans online via a program called "Club Cam."

Ezili, who is studying to be a dental assistant, strolls in clutching two fat stacks of dollar bills -- $85 for her and $85 for Go-Go after the house takes its cut. Not bad, but they're hoping for a whole lot more when the Republicans come to town Monday. They're counting on the GOP convention to make it rain for a whole week.

Go-Go's boss says she's "the best pole girl in Tampa." She says it's hard work and should be an Olympic sport. She's in it for the money, and she swears it's only temporary. Pole dancing is not, as she puts it, "my career path."
A big plus, she says, is the friendship forged with other dancers. "We see each other naked every day," she explains, "so we kind of open up to each other."

The downside: Exotic dancing is rough on the physique, and the psyche.

"I have bad knees and my hips are going out," says Go-Go, who is all of 23 and has the word "trouble" tattooed across her left hip. "Most of the guys are nice, but some of them are disrespectful. Some guys think that because we do this they can talk to us in a certain way."

As for serious dating, forget about it. "I've tried to have a couple of relationships, but their insecurities take over. It's very hard to date a dancer."

Still, it's a living. You might even say a decent living. Exotic dancers here earn an average of $65,000 a year, according to numbers crunched by the Tampa Bay Times. A top performer like Go-Go, who was once a "denim specialist" at the mall, can make $3,000 a night when the Super Bowl is in town.

Drama is rare in modern conventions

'Poles are open all night'

Many clubs have taken out ads inviting GOP delegates "to party like a liberal" in a city where the "poles are open all night." City officials say the convention, expected to draw more than 50,000 visitors, could be Tampa's biggest party ever. Imagine all those rainmakers.
A strip club with a spaceship on the roof seems an odd place to expect Republicans. At first blush, one might not equate lap dances with the political party that wraps itself in buttoned-down family values.

But at convention time, even upstanding men seem to seek out undressed women. When the Christian group Promise Keepers held a convention in Tampa a couple of years ago, attendees flooded the 2001 Odyssey, co-owner Jim Kleinhans recalls. They had such a good time that "they kept their promise to come back the next night."

Many male convention-goers, regardless of political stripe, are drawn to the sexual underground, according to a study conducted by Baylor University business professor Scott Cunningham. He examined sex ads placed online around the time of the 2008 conventions in St. Paul, Minnesota, and Denver. Ads for prostitutes and escorts jumped 25% to 40%. Cunningham offers a range of possible explanations -- chief among them anonymity, or what he calls "the reduced likelihood of future shaming."

Of course, the study could not measure ad responses. But Cunningham believes where there's smoke there's fire. He focused on prostitution and escort services, which are illegal and have public health implications. He didn't study the gentleman's clubs.

But if past conventions are any indicator, Republicans are likely to outspend Democrats heavily at topless bars and strip clubs, says Angelina Spencer. She heads the Association of Club Executives, an organization for the nation's 4,000 "gentleman's club" owners. The group talked to members in the host cities of past conventions.

"When we compared spending," Spencer notes, "the average showed Republicans spending $150 per person at an adult club, versus Democrats, who averaged $50 a person."

Asked about the notion of Republicans patronizing strip clubs, convention spokesman James Davis told CNN, "We're focused on having a great convention and nominating Mitt Romney."

But Tampa sees dollar signs. The city, which hosted four Super Bowls, is known as "the lap dance capital of the world." (Actually, it's not.) Las Vegas, New Orleans and Atlanta -- even Cincinnati -- have more strip clubs.

But Tampa has the rep.

Colorful club owner Joe Redner is at least partially responsible. He owns the Mons Venus and is variously known as "the father of the lap dance" and "the strip club king." He fought City Hall for decades over how much flesh his dancers could expose, and how close they could cozy up to customers. An ordinance prohibiting nude dancers from coming within 6 feet of anybody's lap stirred up a circus of protests and shouting matches 12 years ago and made headlines around the world.

No one can say for sure how many strip clubs operate within Tampa's city limits. Night Moves, a trade magazine for South Florida's adult entertainment industry, lists nine Tampa nude clubs in its directory and 17 "dance clubs." This month's cover features an elephant getting a lap dance.

Most "gentleman's clubs" are enthusiastically gearing up for the Republicans. At 2001 Odyssey, they're hiring dancers, spiffing up the stage and spaceship VIP rooms, and erecting a tented red carpet at the back door to shield patrons from prying paparazzi.

Across town, at a club quaintly named Thee DollHouse, they're finishing a $1.5 million face-lift. Waitresses and shot girls sport red, white and blue Wonder Woman corsets. And the porn star known for her resemblance to a certain former vice-presidential candidate -- Lisa Ann of Hustler's "Nailin' Paylin" videos -- has been signed for a "stimulating keynote undress."

"I'll be getting topless," Lisa Ann says over the phone from Los Angeles. "You betcha I'm excited. It's going to be a lot of fun." She says she's an Obama supporter but is grateful to Alaska's former governor for the career boost. She adds that her politics tend to be liberal on most issues -- except for guns.

At Tampa's most famous strip club, things are lower key. Redner says the Mons Venus doesn't need gimmicks. He might hire a few extra dancers, he says, but the club's reputation is its own draw. If customers line up in the street during the convention, he might raise the $20 cover charge or stay open 24 hours instead of closing at 5 a.m.

No doubt, getting naked pays. There are about 4,000 strip clubs across the country, says Spencer, executive director of the club owners' association. Depending on demographics, they can pull in anywhere from $200,000 a year in Sandusky, Ohio, to $500,000 a week in Miami. Spencer says strip clubs in a city hosting the political conventions can expect their take to quadruple.

And that 6-foot lap dance ban is rarely enforced. Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn says the police will be too busy during the convention to raid strip clubs.

"Are we going to be running around strip clubs checking IDs? Probably not," Buckhorn says. "It's not even on the radar."

Politics, parties keep some away from conventions

Strip club king

People who make a living at Tampa's strip clubs say they owe it all to Redner. Bring up his name and competitive banter invariably turns to reverent tones. It's hard to find anyone at the clubs with a bad thing to say about Redner. He's emerged victorious from decades of court battles as a local folk hero and champion of the First Amendment.

Redner occupies Tampa's big intersection of sex, free speech and politics. He says he has gone to jail 150 times after police raids on his clubs. He ran for city, county and state office "eight or nine times," and always lost. When he won a cash verdict from the city, he bought a vacant lot and turned it into a park.

And then he let Occupy Tampa camp there.

"Joe is a great guy. What an awesome man," says Warren Colozzo, a flashy former bodybuilder who co-owns Thee DollHouse, a rival topless club that serves alcohol.

"The fight he fought was for all of us," agrees Kleinhans as he gives a tour of his club, 2001 Odyssey, which is across the street from Redner's Mons Venus. "He did a fabulous thing for all of us."

Even Redner's onetime political nemesis, Buckhorn, the mayor and author of the 6-foot lap dance ban, is cordial: "Joe and I go toe-to-toe on this issue. I respect how he treats me." Buckhorn says Redner even voted for him.

"Are Joe and I ever going to dine together? Probably not," the mayor continues. "He's part of Tampa's fabric. He's a colorful part of it. He stands up for what he believes in. He deserves the accolades for it."

Redner once famously refused to shake the hand of a former mayor, Dick Greco, after they sparred over the lap dance king's plans to open a nude club in historic Ybor City. "I don't have anything against him at all," Greco says now. The slight, he says, was just Redner playing to the cameras.

"Joe plays it to the hilt. He became the star of that kind of place," Greco says.

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Re: Strippers look to GOP to 'make it rain'
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2012, 05:12:37 AM »
Could someone please tell me how they know republicans pay more at strip clubs than dems?

What do that do take a "POLE"   0000too funny 0000too funny

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Re: Strippers look to GOP to 'make it rain'
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2012, 07:01:23 AM »
Many clubs have taken out ads inviting GOP delegates "to party like a liberal" in a city where the "poles are open all night."

To party like a liberal:

Drive up in your parent's limo, sneak off to the restroom to snort coke and smoke weed, tip the girls with food stamps, think about boys while the girls grind on your lap, and then stick someone else with the tab.
"She only coughs when she lies."

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Re: Strippers look to GOP to 'make it rain'
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2012, 08:44:25 AM »
Faux Palin’s stars and strips
August 27, 2012

She’s the Republican National Convention’s keynote stripper.

Porn starlet Lisa Ann — who impersonates former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin in several XXX movies — descended on Tampa this weekend to unveil her curvaceous platform at Thee DollHouse strip club.

A certified dental assistant with homes in Los Angeles and New York, the 40-year-old Ann shot to fame in 2008 when she assumed the former vice presidential candidate’s persona in the pornography flick “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?”

Ann hit the stage Saturday night in a hip-hugging business skirt and bustier as an announcer informed the audience that “Sarah Palin is in the house tonight!”

After a political hand wave, Ann tossed pictures of the Alaskan politico into the crowd as she proceeded to peel off her governmental garments with purring precision with Eminem blaring in the background.

The hooting crowd seemed to approve of her positions.

NY Post

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Re: Strippers look to GOP to 'make it rain'
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2012, 04:51:17 PM »
Nope! She looks nothing like her IMO!

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