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Offline TheMom

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Knock-knock jokes ~ two year old style.
« on: August 18, 2012, 01:24:11 am »
While at dinner with the kids & grandkids this evening, the 2 year olds were telling knock-knock jokes.   Here is how they went:

Zoey: Knock-knock.
Kaiden: Who’s there?
Z: Banana.
K:  Banana who?
Z: CHICKEN!

K: Knock-knock.
Z: Who’s there?
K: Banana.
Z: CHICKEN!

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Re: Knock-knock jokes ~ two year old style.
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2012, 01:25:31 am »
LOL...and I bet they were hysterical telling them...lol
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Re: Knock-knock jokes ~ two year old style.
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2012, 01:43:00 am »
They were cracking everyone up, including themselves.
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Re: Knock-knock jokes ~ two year old style.
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2012, 01:46:38 am »
They were cracking everyone up, including themselves.

I love that age...I want another grandchild...lol
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