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Pre-Season Week 2 NFL Picks
« on: August 15, 2012, 05:10:54 pm »
Okay, okay, I know y'all want to see...  this...  BUT cut the chatter!

Y'all know my love life...    never stops my NFL Picks! Tomorrow night's games picks are as follow:

Cincinnati 21 at Atlanta 35: Vick's Old Team flies...  high--
 
Cleveland 3 at Green Bay 28: More joy at big's... house--

Friday night we have Allegra's Old Earlers 24 at Tampa Bay 20:  Fisherless ones...  finally win one--
 
Miami 10 at Carolina 28:  keeps on trucking--
 
Detroit 17 at Baltimore 21: Hitch calls it close...  and so do I--
 
Buffalo 27 at Minnesota 10: Viqueens still out in the cold...  even with temps above freezing--
 
Jacksonville 17 at New Orleans 14: The thousand yard and a half stare...  still has the fix in for Brees--

Oakland 21 at Arizona 0: Keep it quiet, but Elmer...     and I agree 'Waiders over Wedbirds!'--

Saturday finds NY Giants 10 at NY Jets 35: Tebow runs wild...  and nakked!--
 
Kansas City 24 at St. Louis 10: My Old Dallas Texans...  shear the Saint Louie Ewes--
 
Washington 10 at Chicago 28: find Bears are not as tame as Buffaloes--
 
San Francisco 17 at Houston 28:  Allegra's Texicans ruin 9ers...  gay apparel parade--

Seattle 6 at Denver 24: Old Man Manning plucks...  Seahags' goose--

Sunday night Indianapolis 3 at Pittsburgh 28: Luck steps in Stooler...  and doesn't like it--

Monday night finds Philadelphia 21 at New England 24: Vick finds Romneycare...  too costly for his ribs--

And, yes sir ree, Saturday night my Boys find their drivers and they just play through...     beating the Bolts 27 - 10!

WHAT, y'all don't...    agree? 
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Re: Pre-Season Week 2 NFL Picks
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2012, 05:14:58 pm »
Holy cow, Bender!  It's been a long time, but I remember you!!   :beer:

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Re: Pre-Season Week 2 NFL Picks
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2012, 06:33:35 pm »
MILLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How have you been, you sexy thing?  Do you still...    served the best beer around?

As I know you want your privacy...    I'll put the rest of the photos I still have [And the negatives, too!] in a message to you.
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Re: Pre-Season Week 2 NFL Picks
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2012, 07:25:32 pm »
I can't believe you kept all of those!!  :silly:

You're the best, Bender!!  :beer:

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Re: Pre-Season Week 2 NFL Picks
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2012, 08:30:29 pm »
Jeez louise... the Bills 27?! Their preseason offense is so vanilla that Rob Van Winkle called, he wants his ice back.

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Re: Pre-Season Week 2 NFL Picks
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2012, 08:50:36 pm »
I can't believe you kept all of those!!  :silly:  You're the best, Bender!!  :beer: 

You say that now, but you haven't... got the ransom note yet!



Millee, know how repulsive kissing Bender is, I offer you the following option:

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