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Offline Chieftain

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Anal Jihad is in the focus of reluctant public attention again, three years after a half-assed attempt at assassination of a Saudi official with a pound of explosives stuck up a jihadist's rectum. Back then we made a parody of an Al-Qaeda training video titled, Get Lucky With A Bomb Up Your Butt. Among other useful butt-bombing tips, the video encouraged Jihadists to find a butt buddy in order to widen their bomb-storage facility and make them accustomed to the pleasure of martyrdom. Unfortunately, life has the nasty habit of imitating our parodies.

Raymond Ibrahim reports about a new fatwa that explicitly legitimizes sodomy and even makes it obligatory if it helps to wage Jihad on the unbelievers. An Arabic news video is making the rounds on the Internet, in which an Islamic scholar earnestly, almost word-for-word, restates the People's Cube points, informing jihadists of an "innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives."

See for yourselves. (WARNING: ADULT CONTENT)

Ass-Sahab and Purple Jihad present
Al-Qaeda Training Video

(Video at the link)

(Begin partial transcript...)

Are you a sexually frustrated young man? Then you've come to the right place. Hi, I am Ayman al-Zawahiri, Osama bin Laden's backdoor man. You may remember me from such instructional videos as "Five Terrific Reasons to Blow Yourself Up" and "Al Qaeda Martyrs' Excellent Retirement Plan." But today I want to talk to you about creating butt bombs.

Did you know that the word "ASS-ASS-IN" comes from the Middle East? What social loser wouldn't like to take one in the ass for Allah? Become a butt-bomber in five easy steps with this butt-stuffing video. Have your butt buddy "get you off" with a text message while you have your final orgasmic experience of a lifetime. 'Ass-ass-ination' will never feel the same again.

Al Qaeda: We shove bombs up our butts!


Be sure and check out the rest at The Cube, and make sure you don't have a mouthful of coffee when you do.....


Offline andy58-in-nh

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Re: Anal Jihad exposed: How to Make a Butt Bomb: Al Qaeda Training Video
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2012, 10:39:42 AM »
Well, they are among the biggest assholes on the planet...
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