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Offline Rapunzel

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My friend's Daughter
« on: April 23, 2012, 01:05:21 am »
My friend's Daughter

 

 

My friend's Daughter walked into the family living room last night and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, IPhone, IPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any one that wants it."
 

 

 


Well, she didn't put it quite like that, She actually said ...

"Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Muhammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's re-election campaign.

 

 
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Online Lando Lincoln

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Re: My friend's Daughter
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2012, 01:08:17 am »
Oh boy... :thud:
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Re: My friend's Daughter
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 01:09:36 am »
Bwahahaha! :silly:
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Offline billva

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Re: My friend's Daughter
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2012, 01:25:11 pm »
Funny!

Offline FML

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Re: My friend's Daughter
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2012, 04:50:19 pm »
 :silly:

Offline Scythian

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Re: My friend's Daughter
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2012, 05:23:23 pm »
I hope that was sarcasm, the two actions would be equal though, but you forgot to say "Pick up a club and beat me whenever I displease you"
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Re: My friend's Daughter
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2012, 08:47:16 pm »
OY VEY!!!!!!!!!!