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Offline mystery-ak

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5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman
« on: May 09, 2012, 10:21:22 pm »
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Re: 5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2012, 10:26:59 pm »
Mrs. Lando is the master of the bedtime ambush.  I can have my face washed, teeth brushed, pajamas on, pillows all fluffed... and she'll say, "Can we talk?", or worse yet, "We need to talk." 

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Re: 5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2012, 10:28:44 pm »
When you hear *we need to talk*..it's gonna be bad..lol

...all of these are spot on so you guys have been warned... :smokin:
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Re: 5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2012, 10:53:44 pm »
I read a comment the other day that said:

"Men complain that women do not come with instructions.

Why bother?  Men wouldn't read them any way."
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Re: 5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2012, 11:03:35 pm »
Hard to read when they are all written in klingon and vulcan! :silly:
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Re: 5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2012, 11:16:14 pm »
These are some of the things my husband hates to hear me say:

I've been thinking.......
Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
My sister is coming for a visit.
(When he's searching for something to watch on TV) What's on the cooking channel?
Could you pick me up some makeup while you're at the store?

And the one he dreads the most:

I want you to be honest with me, how does this outfit look?
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