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Today's Toons 1/24/11
« on: January 24, 2011, 11:36:26 am »
 
 
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:
 

The White House refused to make a comment Friday on the soaring gasoline prices. However the government is willing to help. The Treasury Department just offered to either mail you your income tax rebate or they can deposit it directly into your gas station.
 

Senator Mark Udall proposed Wednesday that Democrats and Republicans sit mixed together during the State of the Union speech instead of on separate sides. It had to be the president's idea. Nothing throws off a comedian like when half the room is laughing at your jokes while the other half of the room is just standing up and applauding them.
 

The Pentagon issued a study saying it's time to let women serve in combat. They've completed their research. They threw a terrorist into a cage with Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar and Barbara Walters and witnessed three violations of the Geneva Convention.
 

Barack Obama and Hu Jintao held a joint press conference on Wednesday. Only two Chinese reporters and two American reporters were permitted to ask them questions. For two guys with no discernible religion they sure seem to like slow-pitch church softball.
 

President Obama met with Chinese President Hu Jintao and China's treasury officials at the White House Wednesday. It's become routine by now. According to the terms of the bankruptcy agreement, every six months the president has to meet with the owners.
 

Hu Jintao dodged a question about human rights in China at the White House press conference Wednesday. He said he had trouble hearing the translation. The rules of the press conference were that you weren't allowed to say human rights or birth certificate.
 

China's Hu Jintao flew to Chicago Thursday to meet with business and political leaders there. It's a shrine thing. Asian politicians wouldn't think of visiting America without stopping by Chicago and paying tribute to the birthplace of crony capitalism.
 

Congressman Steve Cohen addressed the House Wednesday and likened Republican arguments against health care reform to Nazi propaganda. That's absurd. Just because health care reform has got the same approval rating Hitler has doesn't make it Nazi propaganda.
 

Dick Cheney told the Today Show Monday he needs heart transplant surgery. This is a Hollywood remake. Dick Cheney wants a heart, the Tucson sheriff needs a brain, Obama is asking for courage and the president of China is taking a balloon ride back home.
 

President Obama will deliver his State of the Union address before a joint session of Congress Tuesday. They're taking precautions. During the speech China's president will be kept outside the House Chamber in case of catastrophe to assure a continuity of deficit.
 

China's President Hu Jintao toasted America at the White House state dinner in his honor on Wednesday. He looked a bit bewildered. How good a time can you really be having if somebody is throwing a lavish party in your honor with money you loaned him?
 

Hu Jintao flew home to China Saturday after four days in the United States. It's such a relief when the creditor leaves. America now has a month to make the rent or we'll be forced to move back in with Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip and live in the basement.
 

Congressman Steve Cohen spoke in the House Wednesday and likened Republican arguments against the health care law to Nazi propaganda. Progressives have never sounded so strident. CNN now routinely refers to Sarah Palin as head of the Palin crime family.
 

-- Argus Hamilton
 

Obama and Hu had a private dinner the night before. When Obama tried to pick up the check, Hu said, “Your money is no good here.” Obama laughed, and Hu said, “No, really, your money is no good.”
 

Chinese President Hu Jintao had dinner at the White House with President Obama and first lady Michelle. They were going to exchange gifts from the two countries, but unfortunately everything in our country is now made in their country, so they couldn’t do any exchanging.
 

There was one really awkward moment when Hu found out that Obama was a Nobel Peace Prize winner and, out of force of habit, tried to have him arrested. 
 

  -- Leno
 

President Obama held a state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao. The world leader with the funny name, who grew up in Asia, said he enjoyed meeting President Hu.
 

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, “You will lend us another trillion dollars.”
 

  -- Conan
 

China’s President Hu is visiting the United States. If he likes what he sees, he may put down a deposit.
 

The White House held a state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao. There were 200 people, a six-course dinner, and champagne. It was so expensive that we had to borrow money from China for the dinner.
 

  -- Letterman
 

Chinese President Hu Jintao visited the White House. Fox News said it was a gathering of the world’s most powerful communist — and the president of China.
 

  -- Craig Ferguson
 
 
 

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Re: Today's Toons 1/24/11
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 11:59:02 am »
Happy Monday Pookie, Hope you have a great week. Appears the "Global Warming is Bad On My side of town. Thermometer reading "3"
Liberals are like Slinkies, Good for nothing really. But they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of Stairs.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/24/11
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 11:59:46 am »
Yeah pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/24/11
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 12:11:48 pm »
Happy Monday Pookie, Hope you have a great week. Appears the "Global Warming is Bad On My side of town. Thermometer reading "3"
Thanks & the same to you, David! Checking on-line, that's 1 degree warmer than here.
Hope that warm front is heading our way  ;)

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Re: Today's Toons 1/24/11
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 12:12:24 pm »

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Re: Today's Toons 1/24/11
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 12:59:59 pm »
A fantastic start for the week.  Some were real knock outs. :thud:
Thanks Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/24/11
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 01:08:26 pm »
A fantastic start for the week.  Some were real knock outs. :thud:
Thanks Pookie!

You're welcome, Illeagle! Keith gets knocked out (starting) tom'w.