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Today's Toons 1/7/19
« on: January 07, 2019, 11:07:01 am »
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President Trump while in Iraq Thursday challenged Democrats to compromise on the Mexico border wall and end the government shutdown. We all know how this ends. By the time the Senate Republicans finish compromising on the border wall it'll be a three-thousand-mile-long privacy hedge.
 
Barack Obama was honored with L.A.'s 134 Freeway being named for him Friday. It's always jam-packed. Yet five minutes after the name change, the freeway was promising commuters that if you like to get to work on time with no traffic, you can get to work on time with no traffic, guaranteed.
 
The Los Angeles City Council voted to name the 134 Freeway after President Obama. This is a huge freeway that connects the Ventura Freeway in Burbank a dozen miles to the Foothill Freeway in Pasadena. The Obama Freeway is now the only freeway in the world with twelve left lanes.
 
President Trump took an unannounced trip to Iraq to visit U.S. troops stationed there. He left behind the government shutdown, the Special Counsel, and an arriving Democratic Congress out for his scalp. President Trump will go down as the first president to visit a war zone for some peace and quiet.
 
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Re: Today's Toons 1/7/19
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2019, 12:52:09 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/7/19
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2019, 12:53:58 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 1/7/19
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2019, 01:21:16 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/7/19
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2019, 01:21:41 pm »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/7/19
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2019, 06:42:29 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/7/19
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2019, 10:08:33 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/7/19
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2019, 10:13:33 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!