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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2018, 09:27:55 pm »
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Yeah. Only that was debunked. Another well timed Pecker production designed to slander the opposition.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2018, 09:39:15 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on December 08, 2018, 09:27:55 pm
Yeah. Only that was debunked. Another well timed Pecker production designed to slander the opposition.


I know. It was very disappointing. When I saw someone like the aesthetically challenged Ted had 5 mistresses, I was expecting a free for all, the next day.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2018, 10:43:58 pm »
Quote from: mirraflake on December 08, 2018, 07:43:58 pm
For some reason if I don't shave for more than 4-5 days I start breaking out in zits.  What is the deal with that?

Let it grow. they pass. Ingrowing hairs.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2018, 10:45:28 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on December 08, 2018, 08:45:16 pm
Something to do with your estrogen levels.

HA!

Beers for you.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2018, 10:47:42 pm »
Quote from: truth_seeker on December 08, 2018, 09:25:54 pm
I agree. Maintaining a mustache and/or a beard, takes tools, patience, et.


Nah... Just let the dog clean it out for you from time to time... And a fair campfire keeps it shaped alright.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2018, 11:00:22 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on December 08, 2018, 10:47:42 pm
Nah... Just let the dog clean it out for you from time to time... And a fair campfire keeps it shaped alright.

Kid at work the other day. Sits a heat gun down, running, pointed at a pile of lacquer thinner soaked rags. He had more than a fair campfire going. I walked over and threw a moving blanket over it before he caught himself afire in his clumsy attempt to put it out. (all he was doing was making it spread). Campfires in a cabinet shop isn't an advantage.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2018, 11:03:06 pm »
Quote from: edpc on December 08, 2018, 09:18:35 pm
At least Ted’s matches his hair. If I grow mine, it’s my hair color, plus three others.

Oh, you're a brindle.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2018, 11:05:53 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on December 08, 2018, 11:03:06 pm
Oh, you're a brindle.


Hertochromia and all....
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2018, 11:06:44 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on December 08, 2018, 11:00:22 pm
Kid at work the other day. Sits a heat gun down, running, pointed at a pile of lacquer thinner soaked rags. He had more than a fair campfire going. I walked over and threw a moving blanket over it before he caught himself afire in his clumsy attempt to put it out. (all he was doing was making it spread). Campfires in a cabinet shop isn't an advantage.

And nothing brings awareness of the sanctity of life like a 4" grinder caught up in your beard.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2018, 11:11:00 pm »
Quote from: edpc on December 08, 2018, 09:39:15 pm

I know. It was very disappointing. When I saw someone like the aesthetically challenged Ted had 5 mistresses, I was expecting a free for all, the next day.

Woulda been more believable 15 years ago...

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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2018, 11:15:29 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on December 08, 2018, 11:06:44 pm
And nothing brings awareness of the sanctity of life like a 4" grinder caught up in your beard.

Had a guy with a 3/4 inch roundover router bit going along a desktop. Lost control and tried to catch it with his leg...

My little brother, the printer, used to wear his long hair loose at work. Not anymore.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2018, 11:17:01 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on December 08, 2018, 11:03:06 pm
Oh, you're a brindle.

So is my wife. Her mom named her after that singer from the past. Brindle Lee.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2018, 11:17:28 pm »
Quote from: edpc on December 08, 2018, 11:05:53 pm

Hertochromia and all....

You don't have to be so defensive.  I've never thought you were gay.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2018, 11:20:47 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on December 08, 2018, 11:17:28 pm
You don't have to be so defensive.  I've never thought you were gay.

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Hertochromia

Been out of school too long. I thought it meant "painted turtle".
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2018, 11:35:05 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on December 08, 2018, 11:17:28 pm
You don't have to be so defensive.  I've never thought you were gay.


Two different colors of gay. Pink and lavender?
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2018, 12:01:36 am »
Quote from: Sanguine on December 08, 2018, 04:02:22 pm
Give it time.  It's bound to improve.

Couldn't get any uglier.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2018, 12:04:05 am »



[Note for the humor challenged:  It's a JOKE. Yes, the beard is bad.]
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2018, 12:08:32 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on December 09, 2018, 12:04:05 am



[Note for the humor challenged:  It's a JOKE. Yes, the beard is bad.]


This is a joke, too.....though unintentional.


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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2018, 12:11:25 am »
Quote from: edpc on December 09, 2018, 12:08:32 am

This is a joke, too.....though unintentional.




They "let" you graduate from high school?
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2018, 12:14:25 am »
Quote from: bigheadfred on December 09, 2018, 12:11:25 am
They "let" you graduate from high school?


Yes, with honors....did they let you have safety scissors on craft day at the state hospital?
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #45 on: December 09, 2018, 12:18:39 am »
Quote from: edpc on December 09, 2018, 12:14:25 am

Yes, with honors....did they let you have safety scissors on craft day at the state hospital?

Are you out of your mind?
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #46 on: December 09, 2018, 12:26:29 am »
Quote from: bigheadfred on December 09, 2018, 12:18:39 am
Are you out of your mind?


My bad. You’re correct. Giving you any kind of sharp object is a bad idea.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #47 on: December 09, 2018, 12:30:02 am »
Quote from: edpc on December 09, 2018, 12:26:29 am

My bad. You’re correct. Giving you any kind of sharp object is a bad idea.

Including yourself... :laugh:
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #48 on: December 09, 2018, 12:36:25 am »
Quote from: bigheadfred on December 09, 2018, 12:30:02 am
Including yourself... :laugh:


Do you realize all you did was call me ‘sharp’......?  Probably not.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #49 on: December 09, 2018, 12:44:45 am »
Quote from: edpc on December 09, 2018, 12:36:25 am

Do you realize all you did was call me ‘sharp’......?  Probably not.

I think he might have been saying you're a bad idea.
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