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The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« on: December 08, 2018, 03:20:27 pm »
December 8, 2018
The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
By Monica Showalter

Did Beto O'Rourke, the vacuous Democratic prettyboy who almost beat Ted Cruz in the Texas Senate race give the latter a scare? Look, Ted Cruz is sporting a beard, and boy does it look good:



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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2018, 03:40:12 pm »
No, Ted, just no. :thud:
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2018, 04:02:22 pm »
No, Ted, just no. :thud:

Give it time.  It's bound to improve.

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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2018, 04:06:09 pm »
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Here's my favorite piece (really good writing, by the way) a lefty at Slate crying uncle at Cruz's sheer awesomeness:

"I have no particular fondness for this subject and it brings me no pleasure to cover it. But as a truth-seeking journalist, I feel I must write what follows: Sen. Ted Cruz’s new beard looks great.

The Texas Republican first appeared in public with traces of facial hair just after Thanksgiving. Back then, the beard was just a shadowy, patchy mess ...

That all changed this week, when Cruz showed up in the Senate with a filled-out salt-and-pepper beard, giving his face a defined jawline and its first-ever hints of ruggedness and affability. The bloated, downy visage of a college debate team showoff is gone. A slightly less insufferable mug has arrived."

Actually I think I like it.  Gives some structure to a very broad face.


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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2018, 04:07:21 pm »
Actually I think I like it.  Gives some structure to a very broad face.

It's Dukakis as Beetle Bailey.   Shave it.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2018, 05:29:03 pm »
It worked for Lincoln. Why not?
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2018, 05:30:55 pm »
Beard, no beard .... let's just hope running on his looks is not Cruz's fallback position.   happy77

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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2018, 05:37:54 pm »
Umm. Maybe Ted is trying to look like Santa ?
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2018, 05:39:42 pm »
Not a good beard. Fellas, if the whiskers don't come in on your chin, give it up and live your life clean-shaven!  :laugh:
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2018, 06:11:34 pm »
Not a good beard. Fellas, if the whiskers don't come in on your chin, give it up and live your life clean-shaven!  :laugh:
OK, you do realize that he shaved that portion of his chin, right? Not every style of beard covers the entire chin. ANd I really doubt he cares what anyone thinks about his beard except for his wife. :pondering: happy77
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2018, 06:18:13 pm »
OK, you do realize that he shaved that portion of his chin, right? Not every style of beard covers the entire chin. ANd I really doubt he cares what anyone thinks about his beard except for his wife. :pondering: happy77

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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2018, 06:28:39 pm »
Umm. Maybe Ted is trying to look like Santa ?

Like Santa and his old lady.  Ted needs some Magic Dust.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2018, 06:37:47 pm »
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2018, 06:58:48 pm »
Give it time.  It's bound to improve.

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True. It certainly can't get worse,so it has to get better.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2018, 07:01:20 pm »
Like Santa and his old lady.  Ted needs some Magic Dust.

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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2018, 07:29:42 pm »
I'm a big fan of beards - see my avatar. Good on him. 
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2018, 07:37:30 pm »
Give it time.  It's bound to improve.

I agree.  It added "character" for Charles Spurgeon.

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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2018, 07:42:20 pm »
I'm a big fan of beards - see my avatar. Good on him.


That's a very nice looking beard.  Hopefully Ted will get there.

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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2018, 07:43:58 pm »
For some reason if I don't shave for more than 4-5 days I start breaking out in zits.  What is the deal with that?

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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2018, 07:51:58 pm »

That's a very nice looking beard.  Hopefully Ted will get there.

Thanks. I find the key is to keep it well-groomed, although I let it get a bit longer in the winter months. No need to go all Rasputin.   
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2018, 08:45:16 pm »
For some reason if I don't shave for more than 4-5 days I start breaking out in zits.  What is the deal with that?

Something to do with your estrogen levels.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2018, 09:18:35 pm »
At least Ted’s matches his hair. If I grow mine, it’s my hair color, plus three others.
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Re: The left is alarmed about Ted Cruz's good-looking new beard
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2018, 09:25:54 pm »
Give it time.  It's bound to improve.

I agree. Maintaining a mustache and/or a beard, takes tools, patience, et.

I advise that he give it time. I think it might "soften" him, come across, a bit more casually.
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