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Offline Frank Cannon

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YouPorn bans Starbucks from its offices
« on: December 03, 2018, 01:41:38 pm »
https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/12/youporn-starbucks-ban/

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Earlier this week we brought you some very important news: Starbucks is planning to prevent its customers from accessing porn sites on its free Wi-Fi. Now, one of the preeminent adult websites, YouPorn, has responded by banning Starbucks products from its offices.

“In light of the news that Starbucks has blocked customers from searching and viewing adult content within their establishments, Starbucks products will officially be banned from the YouPorn offices,” YouPorn vice president Charlie Hughes wrote in a company-wide memo.
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Re: YouPorn bans Starbucks from its offices
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2018, 02:11:08 pm »
That’ll put a dent in Starbucks’ Stock price. 
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Re: YouPorn bans Starbucks from its offices
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2018, 02:13:21 pm »
I bet this news gets  a rise out of Porn Hub.
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Re: YouPorn bans Starbucks from its offices
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2018, 03:34:09 am »
I don't use wi-fi so they can't stop me from watching naughty sex on my phone but I don't watch that on portable devices anyways if at all and plus Starbucks serves piss in their coffee and I don't like consuming bodily fluids so I guess the only time I go there is when I need to use the toilet.
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Re: YouPorn bans Starbucks from its offices
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2018, 03:40:06 am »
Quote from: Skeptic on December 04, 2018, 03:34:09 am
I don't use wi-fi so they can't stop me from watching naughty sex on my phone but I don't watch that on portable devices anyways if at all and plus Starbucks serves piss in their coffee and I don't like consuming bodily fluids so I guess the only time I go there is when I need to use the toilet.

You win best run on sentence of the month. That is a thing of beauty. Top Notch!
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Re: YouPorn bans Starbucks from its offices
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2018, 03:50:46 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on December 04, 2018, 03:40:06 am
You win best run on sentence of the month. That is a thing of beauty. Top Notch!

I think the message is worthwhile also.  I'm going with two thumbs up for the new guy.... so far.
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Re: YouPorn bans Starbucks from its offices
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2018, 03:50:48 am »
I do my best.
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Re: YouPorn bans Starbucks from its offices
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2018, 03:54:34 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on December 04, 2018, 03:50:46 am
I think the message is worthwhile also.  I'm going with two thumbs up for the new guy.... so far.

The dude is an all around winner and an asset to the forum. Less than 20 posts and he received a "Top Notch" already.
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Re: YouPorn bans Starbucks from its offices
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2018, 07:04:55 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on December 04, 2018, 03:54:34 am
The dude is an all around winner and an asset to the forum. Less than 20 posts and he received a "Top Notch" already.

I don't know what to think about that. Backhanded statement I suppose.
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Re: YouPorn bans Starbucks from its offices
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2018, 07:28:33 am »
Quote from: Skeptic on December 04, 2018, 07:04:55 am
I don't know what to think about that. Backhanded statement I suppose.

Sir. You will come to find, as you spend time here, that the "Top Notch" is the highest form of compliment that the Ambassador bestows on cleaver thinking, hilarious concepts or all around wise assery.
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2018, 12:20:36 pm »
If I could get anymore sarcastic one of two things would happen. 1- I would choke to death on my own negativity. 2- A North Korean assassin would kill me for deeply offending his culture.
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2018, 01:33:25 pm »
Quote from: Skeptic on December 04, 2018, 12:20:36 pm
If I could get anymore sarcastic one of two things would happen. 1- I would choke to death on my own negativity. 2- A North Korean assassin would kill me for deeply offending his culture.

Re: #1. My doctor was calling that sleep apnea, but I knew he was wrong. Finally some vindication!
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Re: YouPorn bans Starbucks from its offices
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2018, 06:54:09 pm »



I just figured this was their standby, anyway.
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