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Today's Toons 11/26/18
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The White House disclosed plans to push the lame duck session of Congress for more money to turn back the tide of illegal immigrants. The effort just got some unexpected help. The Democrats in Palm Beach County found enough boxes full of votes to build the Border Wall.
 
The Wall Street Journal reported that Hillary Clinton could be planning a run for president in two years. Forget all the evidence the Republicans might uncover against her in the meantime. Hillary refuses to give up on the Clinton dream of becoming America's first two-impeachment family.
 
The Wall Street Journal poll showed that Joe Biden is now the most popular Democrat among voters as a possible presidential candidate in two years. The bad news is, word is leaking out of the Clinton camp that Hillary is yet again planning to run for president. This is bordering on harassment.
 
Georgia's Democratic governor candidate Stacy Abrams admitted she lost Friday but refused to concede, claiming voter suppression caused her defeat. It's clearly time for reform. There's so much confusion in Florida and Georgia, election officials may start requiring that all voters be alive.
 
The First Family is scheduled to fly to Palm Beach for Thanksgiving at the president's Mar-a-Lago golf resort this week. There's still one traditional ceremony that everyone enjoys. Tomorrow President Trump is scheduled to pardon a turkey and Michael Avenatti, the attorney who represents a Trump accuser, is keeping his fingers crossed.
 
President Trump awarded the Medal of Freedom to honorees that included Elvis Presley and Babe Ruth. It's a great ceremony. Everyone agrees it was gracious of Trump to award the Medal of Freedom to Elvis Presley and Babe Ruth considering they voted Democrat in the midterms.
 
Michael Avenatti was arrested for assaulting woman last week but he heatedly denied the charge and said he acted in self-defense. He should roll with that. Michael Avenatti is planning to run for president, and we can imagine his campaign slogan, She Hit Me First!
 
Thanksgiving Day week arrived with family psychologists urging Americans to lay out ground rules before dinner stipulating that national politics not be discussed at the table. The good news is that election officials in Florida just finished the recounts and the results are in. Al Gore is president.
 
Live Science published an article teaching that North America was formed over two hundred million years ago when the Atlantic Ocean formed, and then pushed North America westward from the super-continent. There's more. I just learned that Florida got its shape from electile dysfunction.
 
Georgia's Democratic governor candidate Stacy Abrams admitted she lost Friday but refused to concede, claiming voter suppression caused her defeat. It's clearly time for reform. There's so much confusion in Florida and Georgia, election officials may start requiring that all voters be alive.
 
The New York Times said Wednesday President Trump asked the FBI if they are investigating Hillary and Comey. Mr. Trump had just turned in his own written deposition to Robert Mueller. Luckily for everyone, it was so cold in D.C. the guy who delivers subpoenas couldn't get his car to start.
 
President Trump told reporters he's looking forward to working with Democrat Nancy Pelosi in future legislation. Hopefully all the partisan screaming and shouting is about to stop. The White House Correspondents Dinner just dropped the comedian to try to inject some humor into the evening.
 
Hawaii shut down its virtual Mars landscape that NASA used for tests in case they ever send astronauts to the Red Planet. Bill Nye the Science Guy declared Wednesday that human beings will never inhabit Mars. Anybody wanting to live on another planet will have to move to Los Angeles.
 
-- Argus Hamilton
 
Florida just found a box of votes for Hillary dated 2020.
 
 

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Re: Today's Toons 11/26/18
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2018, 10:15:01 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!  :beer:

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Re: Today's Toons 11/26/18
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2018, 10:17:58 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!  :beer:

You're welcome, Scooter!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/26/18
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2018, 12:01:35 PM »
Wheee!!!  It's Moon's Daeg!  I can tell by the extras!  Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/26/18
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2018, 12:13:10 PM »
Wheee!!!  It's Moon's Daeg!  I can tell by the extras!  Thanks, Pookie!

My pleasure, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/26/18
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2018, 01:42:45 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/26/18
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2018, 07:52:50 PM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/26/18
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2018, 07:55:08 PM »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/26/18
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2018, 08:48:09 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2018, 09:46:51 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!


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