I 'believe' I am a penguin! I believe! I Believe! I BELIEVE! (the magic unicorn shows up and) ... *poof* ... I am now a penguin. And anyone who say that I am not a penguin is a racist, misogynist, trans-penguinophobe. Now I have to enact some 'law' to force everyone to recognize me as a penguin, or I can sue them for millions.