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Offline Weird Tolkienish Figure

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BREAKING: Giant inflatable colon stolen in Kansas
« on: October 22, 2018, 03:09:56 pm »
http://www.kake.com/story/39321143/giant-inflatable-colon-stolen-in-kansas#.W82pgnuj90k.facebook

Fess up! Which one of you dirtbags is the culprit? This has @Frank Cannon 's fingerprints all over it!

Offline Frank Cannon

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Re: BREAKING: Giant inflatable colon stolen in Kansas
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2018, 03:15:31 pm »

This has @Frank Cannon 's fingerprints all over it!

Blow it out your ass......if you stole this.

Offline Weird Tolkienish Figure

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Re: BREAKING: Giant inflatable colon stolen in Kansas
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2018, 03:24:06 pm »
Blow it out your ass......if you stole this.

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Offline Snarknado

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Re: BREAKING: Giant inflatable colon stolen in Kansas
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2018, 07:21:06 pm »
Probably just misplaced - I did that once with a ;
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Re: BREAKING: Giant inflatable colon stolen in Kansas
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2018, 07:55:17 pm »



Sketch of suspect.
I disagree.  Circle gets the square.

Offline Sanguine

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Re: BREAKING: Giant inflatable colon stolen in Kansas
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2018, 08:04:32 pm »
So that you'll know it if you see it:



Offline RoosGirl

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Re: BREAKING: Giant inflatable colon stolen in Kansas
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2018, 08:34:19 pm »
Probably traveling to a more appropriate location like San Francisco.

Offline RoosGirl

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Re: BREAKING: Giant inflatable colon stolen in Kansas
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2018, 08:34:49 pm »
So that you'll know it if you see it:


Looks like a doctor in a lab coat, but I can understand why you're confused.

Offline Sanguine

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Re: BREAKING: Giant inflatable colon stolen in Kansas
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2018, 08:51:42 pm »
Looks like a doctor in a lab coat, but I can understand why you're confused.

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Re: BREAKING: Giant inflatable colon stolen in Kansas
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2018, 11:51:05 pm »
Someone has stolen Bob Dolt?
Anyone who isn't paranoid in 2021 just isn't thinking clearly!

Offline goodwithagun

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Re: BREAKING: Giant inflatable colon stolen in Kansas
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2018, 12:07:41 am »
What kind of ass hole would do something like this?
I stand with Roosgirl.