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Today's Toons 10/22/18
« on: October 22, 2018, 06:14:19 AM »

 

 

 

 

 

 
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:
 
CNN anchors refused to allow a panelist to describe Antifa mobs who were stopping cars and threatening white drivers in Portland as mobs. The warning is clear. If you call Antifa protestors by that name, the Mafia will sue you for defamation of character and ruining the good name of the Mob.
 
Hillary Clinton gave an interview to CNN in which she told Democrats not to be civil to Republicans, setting both parties onto the political warpath. The next batch of presidential candidates can't wait. Elizabeth Warren will soon travel to Iowa and launch the Me Sioux Movement.
 
Stormy Daniels's defamation of character lawsuit against President Trump was dismissed by the federal judge in Manhattan Monday. In addition, the judge ruled that the adult film star must pay the president's legal fees. Donald Trump is the only guy I know who can get a hooker to pay HIM. 
 
President Trump this year had offered to give a million dollars to Elizabeth Warren's favorite charity if DNA can prove she's Indian. She's less than one-thousandth. That tiny amount doesn't rate a million dollar payoff, but to be a good sport Trump should buy Liz an all-white Jeep Cherokee.
 
The Cherokee Nation ridiculed Elizabeth Warren's claim her tribal ancestry is proved by her DNA test. I used to think I was Anglo-Saxon, but my DNA test showed I'm just a drunk. Warren's DNA test showed she is about as Indian as you and I would be from watching an episode of F-Troop.
 
Elizabeth Warren's campaign TV commercial gives you the choice of either believing that her DNA test proves that she's a Native American or being a racist follower of Trump. The actual DNA test results told another story. Ivory Soap now advertises that it's nearly as white as Elizabeth Warren.
 
The Cherokee Nation issued a statement Monday denouncing Senator Warren's claim she has DNA proof she's a Native American. They're not kidding around. If Warren is elected president, Eastern Oklahoma will secede from the Union the first time the Marine Band plays Hail to the Chief.
 
President Trump's lawyers negotiated with Special Counsel Robert Mueller Friday over how Trump will be questioned. The investigation is proceeding at a snail's pace. This week, Robert Mueller has issued subpoenas to D.C. bartenders to find out if, indeed, Kanye West is a Black Russian.
 
-- Argus Hamilton
 
 

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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2018, 07:35:35 AM »
Nice Job Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2018, 07:44:39 AM »


Al Green in congress?

So simple, a caveman can do it.

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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2018, 08:12:29 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2018, 08:22:23 AM »

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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2018, 08:24:21 AM »


Al Green in congress?

So simple, a caveman can do it.

Caveman = Democrat

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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2018, 08:24:54 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2018, 01:18:28 PM »
G'day, Pokie!!

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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2018, 01:25:14 PM »

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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2018, 01:38:55 PM »
Thanks for the toons and Moon's Daeg extras, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2018, 01:40:08 PM »
Thanks for the toons and Moon's Daeg extras, Pookie!!!

My pleasure, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2018, 06:58:03 AM »
Hey @pookie18 come on, man!

It's already 7am and no Pookie's Toons yet.  WTH gives?

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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2018, 07:10:31 AM »
Hey @pookie18 come on, man!

It's already 7am and no Pookie's Toons yet. 

Hope he is feeling ok... Pook poke !
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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2018, 07:13:31 AM »
Hope he is feeling ok... Pook poke !

My mornings aren't the same....my coffee isn't the same.....    :shrug:
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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2018, 07:36:00 AM »
About to post...long story, but all's OK

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Re: Today's Toons 10/22/18
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2018, 07:47:36 AM »
About to post...long story, but all's OK

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