A mature women walks into a wedding dress shop and asks for a white wedding dress. The salesperson seems surprised she wants a white dress and asked if she has ever been married. She answers 3 times but, she never had sex.
The first time was tragic she said "My husband and I agreed to wait till marriage. On the way to the honeymoon hotel he died.
The second was equally tragic. We agreed to wait until the wedding night, but while going to the hotel we had such a bad argument, that we annulled the marriage and never spoke again."
"That's terrible," said the sales person, "what about the 3rd?"
Oh, he was a Trumpster and just sat at the end of the bed and told me how great it was going to be.