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A Hot Dog Is Not A Sandwich
« on: August 03, 2018, 08:08:19 AM »

A Hot Dog Is Not A Sandwich

By Jonah Goldberg
August 3, 2018


Some disordered and lost souls keep saying hot dogs are sandwiches. They are wrong, and here’s why.

Sausage is one of the oldest forms of processed food,” according to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council (NHDSC), and anyone who wants to disagree with these heroes will be on the fighting side of me. Frankfurt is generally credited as the birthplace of the hot dog (hence the name “frankfurter”), which locals called a “dachshund” or “little dog” sausage...

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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2018, 08:09:40 AM »
I think Goldberg is right.  A hot dog on two slices of bread is not a hot dog, but a travesty.

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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2018, 08:24:42 AM »
I think Goldberg is right.  A hot dog on two slices of bread is not a hot dog, but a travesty.

Hot Dogs....   The original "mystery meat"
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2018, 08:35:38 AM »
Hot Dogs....   The original "mystery meat"

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Lol, yep.  I love them, bug filler and all.

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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2018, 08:36:39 AM »
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A hot dog on two slices of bread is not a hot dog, but a
baloney sandwich.
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2018, 08:51:08 AM »
Some tasks are impossible.   For me, it's going to a ballgame and not having a hot dog.   Speaking of which,  I'll be at Shane Victorino's retirement celebration tonight at the Phillies game.   A friend of mine told me recently that Shane is why she loves baseball,  because he played with so much joy.   
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2018, 09:15:55 AM »
So then a sausage sandwich isn't a sandwich?


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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2018, 09:38:35 AM »
Image result for prehistoric hot dog
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2018, 10:31:17 AM »
That's great.  Jonah at his best.
Cui bono?

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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2018, 10:56:27 AM »
So then a sausage sandwich isn't a sandwich?



Dang that looks good!!!

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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2018, 11:32:52 AM »
So then a sausage sandwich isn't a sandwich?



That’s a dressed-up misnamed hot dog.

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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2018, 12:03:31 PM »
As long as you don't put ketchup on one....

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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2018, 12:13:58 PM »
Ketchup on a Hot Dog is illegal in NY and Chicago. You can go to jail for that, unless you are a child under 10.
I agree with Harry. I once tried a Hot Dog with Ketchup years ago. It almost made me sick.
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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2018, 12:15:35 PM »
I think Goldberg is right.  A hot dog on two slices of bread is not a hot dog, but a travesty.

LOL, silly girl, you put a hot dog on one slice of bread!  wink777

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« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2018, 12:38:00 PM »
Ketchup on a Hot Dog is illegal in NY and Chicago. You can go to jail for that, unless you are a child under 10.
I agree with Harry. I once tried a Hot Dog with Ketchup years ago. It almost made me sick.

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 That’s bad.  We have a local chain called The Weenie Stand...I was in there once and heard someone order a hot dog with mayo only.

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« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2018, 12:38:35 PM »
LOL, silly girl, you put a hot dog on one slice of bread!  wink777

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« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2018, 05:44:50 PM »
If you guys notice that things are a little askew today,...that would be me. It is my fault.
Yesterday I cooked up a pan of eggplant parmesan. Based on this thread, I took out a hoagie bun and toasted it dark. Then I slathered garlic butter all over it. Put a serving of the eggplant parm in the toasted buttered hoagie bun, and subsequently lost my freakin' mind. It was fantastic.

But in doing this, I think I broke the space-time continuum. Things have been a little hinky since I broke causality. I'll have a flank steak with potatoes and brussels sprouts later. I'm hoping this will return everything to normal.
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« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2018, 05:54:21 PM »
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 That’s bad.  We have a local chain called The Weenie Stand...I was in there once and heard someone order a hot dog with mayo only.

That's the way my grandfather ate them.  Gak!

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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2018, 08:26:47 PM »
That's the way my grandfather ate them.  Gak!

I almost had to post that recipe for Spaghettio Jello, just to cleanse my mind.
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« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2018, 08:28:58 PM »
I almost had to post that recipe for Spaghettio Jello, just to cleanse my mind.

Yeah, that'll work....
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2018, 08:18:27 AM »
Agreed, a hot dog is not a sandwich.  However, it WAS the perfect culinary note last night at the ballpark for the Bluegrass World Series.

(Johnny Bench is looking pretty good, by the way, and had a lot of fun with the fans.)
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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2018, 08:41:19 AM »
LOL, silly girl, you put a hot dog on one slice of bread!  wink777
Image result for hot dog sandwich meme
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« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2018, 01:14:52 PM »
Image result for hot dog sandwich meme

Hot dog buns were only for picnics!
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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2018, 02:59:14 PM »
If you’re forced to use bread, it works better diagonally.
I disagree.  Circle gets the square.


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