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Today's Toons 7/30/18
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An NBC poll says seventy percent of Democrats want to see a fresh face to run for president in 2020. That's easy. Just send Biden, Bernie and Hillary to Beverly Hills for two weeks and we'll send them back to Washington with faces so fresh they'll look like their Vietnam War protest photos.
 
Hillary Clinton addressed a Central Park Festival Sunday and slammed Trump for not having a stenographer present during last week's Helsinki summit. The only reason Hillary lost the election was due to bad luck. She just happened to be running for president the same day Donald Trump was.
 
The New York Times slammed President Trump for inviting Putin to the White House without consulting aides. The media frenzy isn't working. The Gallup Poll says the number of Americans who believe the situation with Russia is a major problem is less than one percent, tied with skim milk.
 
San Francisco residents expressed their anger at a city council meeting over the city's rapidly worsening homeless problem plaguing America's most expensive city to live in. Many homeless defiantly leave their feces on city sidewalks. The mayor's clueless, she thinks the problem is Shinola.
 
Roseanne told an interviewer Sunday she was fired by ABC because she voted for Trump. The hunt is on in this town. Last night at the Comedy Store, I made fun of CNN's Trump coverage and now I swear I am being followed everywhere by men in dark glasses, and I'm no longer that cute.
 
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President Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed today by a man with a pickaxe. And not, as I had assumed, by a woman in a pantsuit.
 
-- Seth Meyers
 
 

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Re: Today's Toons 7/30/18
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2018, 12:05:42 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 7/30/18
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2018, 01:29:20 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/30/18
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2018, 02:19:56 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/30/18
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2018, 02:20:18 pm »
Thanks, Pookie!

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/30/18
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2018, 04:05:45 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 7/30/18
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2018, 04:10:02 pm »
Thanks for the Moon Daeg toons and extras, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/30/18
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2018, 04:13:16 pm »
Thanks for the Moon Daeg toons and extras, Pookie!

You're welcome, as always, CL!