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Today's Toons 6/25/18
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President Trump arrived back into Washington D.C. Wednesday along with other planeloads of reporters following a two-day trip around the world to Singapore and then back. Naturally, there were some logistical problems on the trip. The Left Coast won't let Sean Hannity back in the country.
 
The Inspector General's report exposed e-mails revealing that FBI agent Peter Strzok assured FBI agent Lisa Page that they'd stop Trump from being elected. The two agents were secretly lovers. It's rumored the FBI is changing its name to the FWB, which stands for Feds with Benefits.
 
The Inspector General detailed Hillary's violation of the Espionage Act by doing government work on her home laptop, making it easy for spies to hack. The report literally stated that Hillary was penetrated by a foreign actor, prompting Bill to accuse Hillary of sleeping with Antonio Banderas.
 
The Trump Charitable Foundation was hit by a lawsuit from the New York Attorney General seeking several million dollars in penalties for allegedy using the Foundation for a campaign event two years ago. It looks pretty bad. The Trump Foundation is accused of being the Clinton Foundation.
 
U.S. Rep Steve Scalise played in the Congressional baseball game Thursday a year after he was shot by gunman trying to kill Republicans at baseball practice for this game. It hit the House hard that day. Nancy Pelosi immediately went to the microphones and demanded that baseball be outlawed.
 
Beverly Hills was the site of a dangerous brushfire that engulfed residential areas of Benedict Canyon Tuesday that required six fire departments. That's where the entertainment industry elite live. Harvey Weinstein woke up and saw the flames outside his window and just assumed he had died.
 
President Trump said the FBI agents who vowed via text to block his election chances in 2016 and fantasized about his impeachment should be fired. He'll get no sympathy in D.C. The DOJ Inspector General just reviewed Robert DeNiro's onstage rant at the Tony Awards and found no bias.
 
President Trump was watching Fox and Friends broadcasting from the North Lawn Friday and impulsively joined the show and answered questions for an hour from a startled press corps. His reelection slogan is now set. Who else ever gave you this much entertainment for only a dollar a year?
 
President Trump met with House leaders Monday to try to write a border control bill that will solve the separation of kids from their detained illegal alien parents for two weeks. I was once separated from my parents for two weeks and I cried and I felt abandoned. How I hated church camp.
 
President Trump defied Democratic scolding for calling MS-13 gang members animals Friday by repeating the name in a speech he gave. It is politically incorrect for Trump to address a border-crossing cocaine, heroin, and meth dealer as an animal. The polite term is Wellness Ambassadors.
 
Washington Post employees signed a letter demanding owner Jeff Bezos give them pay raises and increase benefits and retirement after his worth rose to one hundred fifty billion dollars Monday. The newsroom staff is getting a little desperate. What's worse, it's starting to look like that bonus he offered everyone if they can get Trump impeached is going to take a little longer than they thought.
 
Donald Trump stood by his border policy and endured his daily media flogging Tuesday. He's been a Russian spy, a porn star paramour, lately a fascist, and now he throws babies in concentration camps. One reason why Trump is so popular is that it's like having a different president every month. 
 
The Hollywood Reporter reports Netflix executives just issued a workplace sexual harassment rule that bans you from staring at anyone longer than five seconds. It's the five-second rule. It's a real breakthrough to see that women finally have the same rights as a sandwich you drop on the floor.
 
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Re: Today's Toons 6/25/18
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2018, 07:54:16 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/25/18
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2018, 08:20:12 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/25/18
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2018, 10:09:08 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 6/25/18
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2018, 10:09:41 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 6/25/18
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2018, 02:31:17 PM »
G'day. Pookie!!!

And thanks.

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Re: Today's Toons 6/25/18
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2018, 03:07:26 PM »
G'day. Pookie!!!

And thanks.

G'day & you're welcome, Ricebug!

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Re: Today's Toons 6/25/18
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2018, 01:24:39 PM »
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The Hollywood Reporter reports Netflix executives just issued a workplace sexual harassment rule that bans you from staring at anyone longer than five seconds. It's the five-second rule. It's a real breakthrough to see that women finally have the same rights as a sandwich you drop on the floor.

I'm dying!!! :silly:

Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/25/18
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2018, 01:44:00 PM »
I'm dying!!! :silly:

Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!

My pleasure, but don't die, CL!


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