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2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« on: June 21, 2018, 10:28:39 pm »
http://www.kvoa.com/story/38472977/carvanas-9-story-car-vending-machine-opens-in-tempe



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Starting Wednesday, you’re able to buy a car from online car sales company Carvana’s newest car vending machine.

You've probably seen the tall glass building going up just north of the Red Mountain Loop 202 off of Scottsdale Road over the past several months -- now the construction is complete and it's loaded up to the top with cars of all makes and models.

“We believe we’re the new way to buy a car and that involves creating great technology and promoting more transparency in giving customers more control in how they buy the car,” said Carvana co-founder Ryan Keeton.

Carvana’s nine-story Tempe tower is the company’s 12th car vending machine in the nation. It will serve as a pick-up experience for customers who purchase a car online through the company's website. Wednesday's launch comes about one year after the company started offering its free car delivery service in the Phoenix metro area.
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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2018, 10:40:57 pm »
Why not.  They have reduced everything else to the Walmart model for a  generation or two dumbed down idiot consumers.
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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2018, 10:47:27 pm »
What if I want one with spinner hub caps, twice pipes, and fluffy dice in the window,  too?
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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2018, 10:54:02 pm »
Quote from: truth_seeker on June 21, 2018, 10:47:27 pm
What if I want one with spinner hub caps, twice pipes, and fluffy dice in the window,  too?

After market accessories are sold in the vending machine next door.
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2018, 11:12:14 pm »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 21, 2018, 10:54:02 pm
After market accessories are sold in the vending machine next door.

Yep right next to the Used Panties.
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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2018, 12:00:36 am »
I drove by that the other day, was wondering what that was.
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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2018, 12:09:03 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 22, 2018, 12:00:36 am
I drove by that the other day, was wondering what that was.

Now that you know go dig through your sofa cushions for loose change and head over to buy a shit box from a machine.
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2018, 12:14:51 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on June 22, 2018, 12:09:03 am
Now that you know go dig through your sofa cushions for loose change and head over to buy a shit box from a machine.

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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2018, 12:32:08 am »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on June 22, 2018, 12:09:03 am
Now that you know go dig through your sofa cushions for loose change and head over to buy a shit box from a machine.

Heh.  Mrs. Liberty promptly registered at Carvana and started window shopping.  I don't see the point in going to the Vending Machine when they deliver to your driveway....
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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2018, 12:35:37 am »
Ahhh..but you lose the fun of the deal arguing with the salesman..
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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2018, 12:37:02 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 22, 2018, 12:32:08 am
Heh.  Mrs. Liberty promptly registered at Carvana and started window shopping.  I don't see the point in going to the Vending Machine when they deliver to your driveway....

Friend, either you're closing your eyes
To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a car vending machine in your community
Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here
I say, trouble right there in River City.

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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2018, 01:04:22 am »
It’s about time that the auto industry was brought into this century.
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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2018, 02:01:06 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on June 21, 2018, 11:12:14 pm
Yep right next to the Used Panties.

I didn't realize you could sell those. I thought they were just for flinging at rock singers on stage.
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2018, 02:19:46 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on June 22, 2018, 02:01:06 am
I didn't realize you could sell those. I thought they were just for flinging at rock singers on stage.

All the money you could have made but no, you flung them at Bono  :nono: **nononono*
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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2018, 02:26:21 am »
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« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2018, 02:37:14 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on June 22, 2018, 02:26:21 am


Um, I don’t think that’s a thigh gap in C16.
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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2018, 02:39:29 am »
@Wingnut WTF are the giant pink and white capsules?  Enough Benadryl to kill an elephant?
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« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2018, 02:40:42 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 22, 2018, 02:39:29 am
@Wingnut WTF are the giant pink and white capsules?  Enough Benadryl to kill an elephant?

@Cyber Liberty  It's a suppository.

Don't ask me how I know.
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« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2018, 02:41:32 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 22, 2018, 02:39:29 am
@Wingnut WTF are the giant pink and white capsules?  Enough Benadryl to kill an elephant?

Enough to knock you out for what C16 has in mind  :silly:
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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2018, 02:43:04 am »
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Enough to knock you out for what C16 has in mind  :silly:

Jesus! Or C21 and C23!
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« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2018, 02:58:27 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on June 22, 2018, 12:35:37 am
Ahhh..but you lose the fun of the deal arguing with the salesman..
And another good paying, accessible job and opportunity lands on the endangered species list.
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Re: 2 Carvana’s 9-story car vending machine opens in Tempe
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2018, 01:58:12 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on June 23, 2018, 02:58:27 pm
And another good paying, accessible job and opportunity lands on the endangered species list.

How dare those people meet a rising demand, rather than provide shelter to those who won't move forward?

Do you think those vending machines do their own maintenance and stock themselves?
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