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Today's Toons 5/7/18
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The Treasury Department on Friday forecast strong economic growth in the U.S. for the rest of the year thanks to tax cuts and lower regulations. Nothing's perfect. Next month, Starbucks will be closed for one day leaving tens and thousands of white people without a free place to use the restroom.
 
Rudy Giuliani took a leave of absence from his security firm to be President Trump's attorney and try to wrap up the Russia-collusion probe soon. That may be wishful thinking. Robert Mueller is now investigating to see if Donald Trump's real mother was the long-lost Grand Duchess Anastasia.
 
President Trump and Melania hosted a lavish state dinner for French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife Brigitte Tuesday. The Chief of Protocol said the banquet used the china from the presidency of Bill Clinton. You can tell, because those are the dishes that look glued back together.
 
The White House warned that ISIS threatened to destroy CNN Monday. The warning went on to say that CNN is located in a ten-story building at 6430 W. Sunset Boulevard, L.A., 90048. It added that the underground garage opens at six and there's free parking for vans near the structural support beams.
 
CIA Director Mike Pompeo was cleared by committee vote Monday for a floor vote to become Secretary of State. Democrats oppose him because he was first in his class at West Point and first in his class at Harvard. They consider it imperialistic for a white guy to get better grades than the Asians.
 
The Department of Labor released statistics Monday showing that fourteen states set all-time record low unemployment rates across the nation. However nobody seems to be enjoying it due to the bitter partisan divide. Think of how rich everybody would be if only being offended paid better.
 
Kanye West issued a tweet supporting President Trump, threatening a crack in the Democratic coalition. Dems have only themselves to blame. How often do you have to call Trump a gangster and a racist and a womanizer before rap stars start wondering why they're supposed to hate this guy?
 
President Trump's lawyers defended his travel ban on people from dangerous countries in the Supreme Court. Opponents say prejudice against Muslims is widespread. It's not right that Amazon customers start to see You Might Also Like ads for Semtex and alarm clocks when they buy a Koran online.
 
Democrats took to Twitter and CNN and MSNBC Thursday to express their feelings of anger and betrayal over Kanye West's declaration of love for Trump this week on social media. The anger at the rap star is bipartisan. George W. Bush said Kanye West doesn't care about black people.
 
Senator John McCain is reportedly recovering at home in Arizona after intestinal surgery last weekend related to diverticulitis. It's hard to tell who's rooting for him to get well. When John McCain steps down from the U.S. Senate, there is a good chance that the seat will flip to a Republican.
 
Tom Brokaw denied any sexual misconduct toward NBC reporter Linda Vester in the Nineties and added all he ever did was give her career advice. The accusation is hard to believe. It allegedly happened in Bill Clinton's presidency when sexual misbehavior was the last thing on anybody's mind.
 
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Re: Today's Toons 5/7/18
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2018, 08:02:49 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/7/18
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2018, 09:22:22 AM »
Nice Job Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 5/7/18
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2018, 10:31:02 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/7/18
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2018, 12:59:58 PM »
Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/7/18
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2018, 01:05:42 PM »
Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!!

My pleasure, CL!


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Re: Today's Toons 5/7/18
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2018, 08:06:04 PM »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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And I looked, and rose up, and said unto the nobles, and to the rulers, and to the rest of the people, Be not ye afraid of them: remember the Lord, which is great and terrible, and fight for your brethren, your sons, and your daughters, your wives, and your houses. Nehemiah 4:14 (KJV)

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Re: Today's Toons 5/7/18
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2018, 08:20:59 PM »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!


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