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Scientists finally confirm that Uranus is surrounded by fart clouds

But the cold would kill you before the smell did.
By Rachel Feltman April 23, 2018
 

Sometimes science simply confirms what we already know to be true. You know what I’m talking about: researchers will find evidence that losing sleep makes you cranky and bad at your job, that eating lots of vegetables is good for your gut, or that Uranus is surrounded by a noxious fart cloud.

Indeed, the new findings on the latter published in Nature Astronomy come as no surprise to those who’ve spent time closely examining Uranus. More than a year ago, planetary scientists told Gizmodo’s Ryan F. Mandelbaum that the essence of this ice giant’s scent would probably be dominated by ammonia and hydrogen sulfide. Hydrogen sulfide gives rotten eggs their stink, but it’s also associated with the odor of a human fart.

https://www.popsci.com/uranus-hydrogen-sulfide-cloud

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Re: Scientists finally confirm that Uranus is surrounded by fart clouds
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2018, 12:57:24 pm »
Every school boy is going to giggle on this

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Re: Scientists finally confirm that Uranus is surrounded by fart clouds
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2018, 02:54:53 pm »
When exploring Uranus, watch out for Klingons.

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Re: Scientists finally confirm that Uranus is surrounded by fart clouds
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2018, 02:56:01 pm »
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Re: Scientists finally confirm that Uranus is surrounded by fart clouds
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2018, 02:56:28 pm »
Must .....

Resist ....

Temptation .............

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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2018, 02:58:14 pm »
@Oceander

Beans, beans, the magical fruit? :silly:
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Re: Scientists finally confirm that Uranus is surrounded by fart clouds
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2018, 03:06:53 pm »
Ask my wife, she'll no doubt agree.

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Re: Scientists finally confirm that Uranus is surrounded by fart clouds
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2018, 10:46:52 pm »
Every school boy is going to giggle on this

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Re: Scientists finally confirm that Uranus is surrounded by fart clouds
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2018, 10:48:09 pm »
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Re: Scientists finally confirm that Uranus is surrounded by fart clouds
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2018, 04:47:19 am »
I get the feeling that the headline writers aren't even trying to be clever any more...   :shrug:
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