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Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
« on: April 26, 2018, 09:51:48 pm »

Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
A SELF-TITLED multi-dimensional archaeologist claims to have finally unlocked the secrets of time traveller after years of painstakingly cracking codes hidden in the mysterious Mayan calendar.
By Sebastian Kettley
PUBLISHED: 22:32, Thu, Apr 26, 2018 | UPDATED: 22:43, Thu, Apr 26, 2018
 
The Mayan calendar has often been at the forefront of conspiracy theories and doomsday predictions, but a new bizarre claim alleges it contains the secrets of time travel.

Timothy Alan, who claims to have spent the past five years studying the Mayan Tzolkin calendar, believes he has finally cracked its mysteries.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/951839/Time-travel-proof-Mayan-calendar-Tzolkin-time-traveller
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Re: Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2018, 10:00:18 pm »
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Re: Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2018, 10:11:11 pm »
Okay, if they had time travel then where are all the ancient Mayans visiting the Big Apple, Cancun and St. Tropez? Hmm?
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Re: Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2018, 04:48:24 pm »
Quote from: aligncare on April 26, 2018, 10:11:11 pm
Okay, if they had time travel then where are all the ancient Mayans visiting the Big Apple, Cancun and St. Tropez? Hmm?

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Re: Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2018, 04:50:32 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 26, 2018, 10:00:18 pm


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I spent 3 years inside Cheyenne Mountain.  Not once did I see one of those rings or anyone resembling an Egyptian.
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Re: Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2018, 04:59:55 pm »
Quote from: driftdiver on April 27, 2018, 04:50:32 pm
@Wingnut
I spent 3 years inside Cheyenne Mountain.  Not once did I see one of those rings or anyone resembling an Egyptian.

No way!  You must have seen Dr. Carter.  Daniel Jackson?  There had to be a SGC.  Maybe it was why below the surface where they hid Teal'c .   :shrug:
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Re: Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2018, 05:05:51 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 27, 2018, 04:59:55 pm
No way!  You must have seen Dr. Carter.  Daniel Jackson?  There had to be a SGC.  Maybe it was why below the surface where they hid Teal'c .   :shrug:

We did have this giant pit with a very large fan  (15') horizontally at the bottom.   We were told it was for air circulation but I'm sure it was used to chop bodies up.
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Re: Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2018, 05:22:33 pm »
Hoo boy.  Better get cracking on a Muslim time travel ban . . . .
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Re: Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2018, 12:40:14 am »
The video clip in reply 1 above...

What film is that from?
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Re: Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2018, 12:48:25 am »
This is very old news, that he just 'discovered'. Me and Batboy figured all of this out 300 years ago.
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Re: Time travel ‘CRACKED’: Secret code in Mayan calendar unlocks time PORTALS
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2018, 12:57:47 am »
Quote from: Fishrrman on April 28, 2018, 12:40:14 am
The video clip in reply 1 above...

What film is that from?

TV show.  Stargate SG-1
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