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Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« on: April 22, 2018, 06:50:13 pm »
Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ...
Daily Mail/UK, Apr 22, 2018

Pippa Middleton is pregnant, it has been reported.

The younger sister of the Duchess of Cambridge and her husband James Matthews are said to be expecting their first child in October.

She reportedly had a 12-week scan last week and has apparently revealed the news to family and friends. MailOnline has contacted Pippa's representatives for comment.

The couple are said to be 'overjoyed', The Sun on Sunday reports. 


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5642821/Pippa-Middleton-34-pregnant-child.html#ixzz5DQdvLDo9

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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2018, 06:50:57 pm »

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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2018, 07:56:31 pm »
Them Royals breed like rabbits.
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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2018, 08:15:07 pm »
Ok. Some aging socialite is having a kid. So what?


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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2018, 10:16:39 pm »
This hipless dude’s delivery has caesarean written all over it.
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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2018, 10:21:27 pm »
Ok. Some aging socialite is having a kid. So what?

Sorry Frank, I just can't talk bad about about someone with a Hobbit name. I love Lord of the Rings.
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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2018, 10:47:07 pm »
This hipless dude’s delivery has caesarean written all over it.

I hope she knows sumthin about birthin baby's.
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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2018, 03:30:16 am »
The lady four doors down from me is expecting too. 

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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2018, 03:34:00 am »
The lady four doors down from me is expecting too.

Guess I can look forward to reading about that here tomorrow then. Seems about as important as this thread.

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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2018, 03:39:36 am »
Guess I can look forward to reading about that here tomorrow then. Seems about as important as this thread.

No, I didn't think it was important enough to start a thread over.

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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2018, 03:43:31 am »
World News, for sure.  Almost as important as Melania's radiant smile lighting up the internet.  Oh the feeeelz!

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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2018, 03:46:10 am »
No, I didn't think it was important enough to start a thread over.

Oh give me a break. We should start a whole new section for broads no one cares about that are pregnant. Bet it would be a high traffic area. Double hits to TBR on the whole.

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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2018, 03:58:14 am »
Oh give me a break. We should start a whole new section for broads no one cares about that are pregnant. Bet it would be a high traffic area. Double hits to TBR on the whole.

Yes, but this is about a relative of a person who married an European royalish person.  I bet that doesn't happen often enough to keep up the excitement here.

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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2018, 03:58:20 am »
The lady four doors down from me is expecting too.

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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2018, 04:07:20 am »
Yes, but this is about a relative of a person who married an European royalish person.  I bet that doesn't happen often enough to keep up the excitement here.

I don't know. I heard the neighbor lady's cat is ready to drop a litter. I could fluff the section up with stuff like that on slow days.

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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2018, 04:11:09 am »
I don't know. I heard the neighbor lady's cat is ready to drop a litter. I could fluff the section up with stuff like that on slow days.

And this is the time of year for foaling and calving.

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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2018, 04:12:44 am »
Ok. Some aging socialite is having a kid. So what?



Who wears a watch on the beach/ocean?

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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2018, 04:17:25 am »
Who wears a watch on the beach/ocean?

Someone that would think of it as an annoyance to have to replace their Rolex.

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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2018, 04:34:01 am »
Someone that would think of it as an annoyance to have to replace their Rolex.

I know you wouldn't be aware of this but most new Rolex' are good for about 100 meters depth in water.

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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2018, 04:37:56 am »
I know you wouldn't be aware of this but most new Rolex' are good for about 100 meters depth in water.

Duh, of course they're water proof.  I was talking about if it happened to fall off and get lost in the water.

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« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2018, 04:45:10 am »
Duh, of course they're water proof.  I was talking about if it happened to fall off and get lost in the water.

I don't think anything is falling off of those Knockwursts she calls hands.

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« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2018, 06:44:25 am »
World News, for sure.  Almost as important as Melania's radiant smile lighting up the internet.  Oh the feeeelz!


Are you clapping back and throwing shade?
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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2018, 12:11:00 pm »
Good for her. Best. Wishes!

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« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2018, 11:19:22 pm »
Good for her. Best. Wishes!

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Re: Pippa Middleton, 34, 'expecting her first child' ....
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2018, 11:30:43 pm »
Next month!

There's a royal baby threads.   
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