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Offline mountaineer

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Re: London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2018, 01:57:06 pm »
Hilarious parody twitter account:
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We’re doing everything in our power to tackle violent crime in London, excluding investing in weapons and training for @MetPoliceUK to help protect frontline police officers. WE WILL END THE BUTTER KNIFE SCOURGE!!!
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Sadiq Con  @NotMayorOfLondo
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No excuses: there is never a reason to carry a feather boa. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law.
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Sadiq Con @NotMayorOfLondo
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No excuses: there is never a reason to carry a cocktail napkin. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law.
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Re: London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2018, 02:11:16 pm »
Yet these are the same people who lecture us about Gun Control.. Maybe they should clean their own house first.
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Re: London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2018, 02:17:17 pm »
Butter knife attacks are part & parcel of life in a big city.
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Re: London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2018, 02:23:11 pm »
Quote from: skeeter on April 11, 2018, 02:17:17 pm
Butter knife attacks are part & parcel of life in a big city.

Well butter my butt and call me a scone.
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Re: London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2018, 02:27:35 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 11, 2018, 02:23:11 pm
Well butter my butt and call me a scone soan papdi.

Hey its London.
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Re: London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2018, 02:33:03 pm »
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Re: London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2018, 01:00:10 am »
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Re: London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2018, 01:13:28 am »
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Re: London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2018, 12:09:42 pm »
Gibbs' rule number 9.....
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Re: London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2018, 01:25:31 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 12, 2018, 12:09:42 pm
Gibbs' rule number 9.....

Yeppers.

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