To Pee or Not to Pee

[WingNot]

Unload or not to unload.  Sleep tight

[InHeavenThereIsNoBeer]

I almost chose "Every 4 hours" since it was the one that didn't seem like the title to a Bond movie.

Or at least a recent Bond movie.

[libertybele]

I think it depends on how much one has had to drink before they go to bed and what time they go to bed.  Early to bed; early to pee, or something like that!   

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

My thread about going to the bathroom and how you wipe yourself was deleted by mystery-ak.

[libertybele]

My thread about going to the bathroom and how you wipe yourself was deleted by mystery-ak.

Thank God!  Thank-you Myst.

[Gefn]

Mr HAnkey lives! 💩

[Cyber Liberty]

My thread about going to the bathroom and how you wipe yourself was deleted by mystery-ak.

Wasn't the first reply "I scoot my ass across the carpet?"  Face it, that thread was murdered in the cradle.

[Frank Cannon]

Where is the "Pass out drunk and piss the bed" option? There is a reason they make rubber sheets for king size beds.

[DB]

Where is the "Pass out drunk and piss the bed" option? There is a reason they make rubber sheets for king size beds.

The poll doesn't mention using a toilet either. So it is free range.

[WingNot]

Wasn't the first reply "I scoot my ass across the carpet?"  Face it, that thread was murdered in the cradle.

So you can think it....but just don't say it.

[Suppressed]

If people insist on the topic...


Rapist caught after urinating in plant pot 30 years later
8 hours ago
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-43432662


Eric McKenna was cautioned following the dispute with his neighbour, but more serious consequences were to follow
Northumbria Police


A rapist who evaded capture for more than 30 years until he urinated in a neighbour's plant pot - leading to a DNA match - has been jailed.

Eric McKenna, 59, raped two women in separate attacks in the North East in 1983 and 1988.

Police had not linked the assaults until they were called to the neighbour dispute in 2016 and took swabs from McKenna which matched the cold cases.

[...]

[catfish1957]

If people insist on the topic...

Kind on the same topic (peeing)    For some random unknown reason I wondered what happened to the monument that is captured on the cover of one of my favorite albums of all time "Who's Next.

Sadly, a Brit who appears to care little about history decided to make a video tribute that actually defaces the monument. (9 years ago)

I know there is history every 10 feet in UK, but I thought it was pretty disgusting.

! No longer available

[Slip18]

@Wingnut

I have been busy the past few days, so I must have missed this fabulous poll.

Now, in order for women to have good pee-peers, you must do your Kegel exercises.  I do not know if think they can be done by males or the transgendered whatever they are now whatevers.

Correct me if I am wrong.

I can hold on for a good long time, just don't make me laugh.  Otherwise, it is spilt milk under the dam.

 

[Slip18]

My thread about going to the bathroom and how you wipe yourself was deleted by mystery-ak.

Dang.  Did you get any replies other than the first scooter reply?

Women and men do that differently, also.  Why?  Because we are different sexes. 

So I would imagine you could tell a man from a women by they way they wipe.

Interesting thought.  Not one you would want to visualize, though.

 

[Slip18]

Just reading stuff and came across this for your poll:

Sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite.

http://www.thelist.com/67668/happens-body-wait-long-pee/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_2401151